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The fourth son often therefore recieved no part of the family wealth and had the younger sons portion: the privilege of leaving home to make a home for himself

New Jersey, USA
Joined February 2024
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End of October sits with: HYSA : $181.82 CDs : $14,179.45 pays $54.68/mth Brokerage : $4434.11 pays $25.84/mth Roth IRA : $1797.38 Brokerage : $1443.18 pays $2.94/qtr Safe : $277.00
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47 total transactions last month seems fitting for the election victory... #Trump2024
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It was overheard during the weekend that my Lady Mother stands to inherit my Fathers monies in totality while his estate will be sold off to whichever son is ready when the time comes...
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Lord Martlet retweeted
the scariest type of people are overachiever stoners
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I invested 202.50 into $AGNC at $9.47 and secured 21.3860 shares that earns $2.56 per month!
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I keep one fork, one spoon, & one knife for meals. They're kept clean. My Lady Mother throws away the entire cutlery set & admonishes me because she doesnt have a COMPLETE set of 8. They do not host any great parties or meals. 7 nights a week, my parents dine ALONE.
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Officially paid off both balances!!! Lets take a look at the damage to our credit report from our 20s... 😅
Officially closed my credit cards. Paying off the balances that remain and leading a DEBT free life. $800 balance between two cards $400 each, follow the journey!
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39 transactions so far and 3 days to go! Last month was 45. The month isnt over yet.
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Earned $492 in wages but $10.19 in interest this week. 🫡👏👏
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According to rumor from the UK - The Princess Royal, Princess Anne has ensured that not only will Princess Charlotte of Wales inherit her title upon her death but has revised her will and left her fortune not to her (already wealthy) children but to Princess Charlotte of Wales.
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Earned $443! 📈 I moved $200 to my Roth & $100 into $VOO for my brokerage! Then $50 to my empty savings account (I always transfer & spend).
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U.S. economy is on the cusp of another Roaring ’20s, says UBS
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8 transactions deep into October... Work saw me lose my patience. Dropped my headset, left them to "deal with it", and took a break. ONLY to return home... to a fucking brand new dishwasher in my driveway. HE who couldnt pay his electric bill last month without my help...
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$8.62 interest, $522 in wages, and $2.94 from $VOO!! 💳 : Paid $41.48 & $65.58 for my credit line.
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September Expenditures : 🍽 Dining - $14.48 🫣 MISC - $80.82 🛍 Shopping - $24.41 💊 Pharmacy - $19.92 ☕️ Coffee - $2.78 🚬 Smoke - $249.84 🍎 Groceries - $65.74 🍕 Delivery - $352.67 🍟 Fast Food - $76.79 💳 Debt payment - $200
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End of September sits with: HYSA : $110.24 CDs : $14,968.48 pays $55.97/mth Brokerage : $4550.12 pays $25.13/mth Roth IRA : $929.69 pays $1.76/mth Brokerage : $946.37 pays $2.94/qtr Safe : $137.50
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The middle class trap: 1. $3,500/mo house payment 2. $1,400/mo car payments 3. $2,000/mo childcare 4. $950/mo student loan payments 5. $1,000/mo credit car payments Congrats, you're stuck for the next 25 years.
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Two call outs today! We originally had only 4 hours but we stayed later, 6hours and $12.20 in tips! We were also able to get extra hours tomorrow, too, going from 3 hour shift to a 6 hour shift! In other news, spending report is compiled, 45 total transactions. Wait to see...
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After a STRONG food delivery week, we ended the month with 45 total transactions & somehow that feels less than usual... but the financials will be reported tomorrow.
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My parents don't see the financial armageddon in their future as I do. Its sad & I am not completely sold on saving them from dying in the gutter.
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