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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
😂 Nick Ferrari bursts out laughing as Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds is forced to sell the latest government gimmick live on @LBC Reynolds looked thoroughly embarrassed as he tried to sell the plan to scrap import tariffs on a list of “everyday essentials”. When Ferrari asked him which products were included and what the actual savings would be, Reynolds immediately started dampening expectations, sheepishly admitting these were “not huge reductions” before reeling off the list: baked beans, chocolate, gherkins… That’s as far as he got. Ferrari could not contain himself and burst out laughing. 😭 Nick then pointed out that the Conservatives have called the projected saving of £21 per year “derisory”. You could see Reynolds was mortified reading it out. Imagine the brief he opened this morning and realised he had to go on air and sell this to the public. 😬 What a farce. Even on the government’s own figures, this works out at roughly 40p a week for the average household. Forty pence a week. You lucky people. Another pointless gimmick that will have zero material impact on people’s lives.
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
How can Chris Brown bottle someone in a nightclub and get a suspended sentence, but Danny Tommo sticks a pen knife in a rubber boat and is immediately put on remand until March? Our justice system is a laughing stock!
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Dear @JohnHealey_MP , did you know that the State Pension pays £241 per week? Your proposed new Minimum Wage pays £528 for 40 hours. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT WE PENSIONERS TO LIVE ON LESS THAN HALF THE MINIMUM WAGE?????
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Rob Shutter Meghan Markle spent more time trying to get Piers Morgan fired than seeking justice for her dad's victims. BOOM.
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Andy Burnham said this morning that Brexit has been a bad thing economically…he lied :
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Oh shittttttttt… this is awkward
There is nothing socialist about a system of free movement that is used by multi-nationals to undermine wages. WATCH my Brexit speech today.
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Are journalists supposed to report the news, or manufacture a narrative to rehabilitate Meghan Markle’s image? And is The Sun working overtime to make sure we all get the memo? Clemmie Moodie calls it a “thumping vindication.” The Telegraph pushes the “relief and vindication” angle. Camilla Tominey and Tim Stanley debate whether public opinion of Meghan should change. Jonny Dymond at the BBC discusses the vindication narrative, while Roya Nikkhah at The Sunday Times, Chris Ship at ITV and Matt Wilkinson at The Sun amplify the protective-letter narrative and the Met’s confirmation. The message is unmistakable: we should now understand why Meghan cut contact with her father, and apparently that should change how we view everything else she has done. But vindication of WHAT, exactly? Whatever the truth of the allegations against Thomas Markle, which he denies and which remain under investigation, his situation is a separate family matter. If Meghan had reasons to protect her children, that is one issue. It does not erase seven years of public accusations, interviews, documentaries and grievances directed at the Royal Family. For years, we were given a different account of the estrangement. There were the staged paparazzi photographs, the media cooperation and the private letter that became the subject of a privacy lawsuit. In the 2021 Oprah interview, Meghan spoke about having “lost” her father as part of the cost of becoming a royal. In the Netflix series, Harry said he shouldered the blame because “if Meg wasn’t with me, then her dad would still be her dad.” Those were the explanations presented to the public. Now, with new allegations emerging, we are being served a fresh narrative of maternal protection and long-overdue vindication. So why are journalists not pressing harder on the timeline, the earlier explanations and what the public was told at the time? And why is The Sun working overtime to push this story from allegations against Thomas Markle into a broader rehabilitation of Meghan’s image? Reporting the developments is one thing. Turning them into a redemption arc is quite another. There is also an uncomfortable question surrounding Meghan’s public advocacy for children’s safety and online privacy. If she was aware of serious allegations involving children from 2018 onwards, how does that timeline sit alongside her public campaigning? That is a legitimate question, not an accusation of wrongdoing. Most importantly, what does any of this have to do with her treatment of the Royal Family? The Oprah interview still happened. The Netflix series still happened. The public accusations, the repeated airing of private grievances and the damage to family relationships do not disappear because a disturbing new story has emerged about her father. You can sympathise with a family estrangement without absolving someone of everything else. You can take allegations seriously without pretending every criticism of Meghan was unjustified. The journalists pushing this vindication narrative need to explain why a private family matter is being used to reassess an entirely separate public record. Meghan’s relationship with her father does not rewrite the last eight years. And it certainly does not give her a clean slate. Sympathy is not vindication. Stop confusing the two.
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Talking to my SIL, a detective in AFP, who specialises in cyber crime, he mentioned 4 things. 1. LG changed their phone chargers regularly, and we know we are talking about a phone that is minimum 10 years old, because that’s when TMJ first mentioned it. 2. An LG phone could not back up pics to the cloud. 3. Which Phone carrier did TMSr have in the Philippines ? 4. They can just pull the records and know when that phone has been accessed. See if the dates match this time around.
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
In the book, Meghan: A Hollywood Princess, royal biographer Andrew Morton notes that Samantha and Thomas Jr relocated back to Los Angeles to live with their father and his new partner (and future wife) Doria Ragland before Meghan was born. They would have only been young teenagers at the time. So, Meghan Markle would have us believe that their mother, Roslyn Loveless, who raised them until their early teens following her divorce from Thomas Markle Sr, sent them back to live with the man who she believed to be a child abuser?? And that in 2019, after waiting another almost 40 years, she wrote a letter to the UK Met Police alerting them to these concerns? Not the FBI, not the US authorities - the UK Met Police who initially claimed they couldn’t find the letter? Nope 👎 @TheRoyalGrift @insiderlauren @MeghansMole
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Hi everyone. I'm missing lots of friends since I had to open a new account. Can you please pass this message on? I don't want anyone to think I'm ignoring them. Thanks, L xxxx
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
I have recently read a small article by a female reporter who is now saying perhaps we have all misjudged Mrs Dumbarton. If her father is guilty and we don’t know this yet, what on earth does that have to do with all the vile things this odious woman has said and done over the last few years. Her father’s actions are nothing to do with her actions and she can’t be given a pass for all the things she has done. Nothing has changed in regard to her.
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Oh dear me I’ve upset the squad 😂😂 inbox is full. She previously said IF YOU ARE SILENT YOU ARE COMPLICIT. if the accusation about her father is true and her knowing for 8 years according to her statement today. How many children have been harmed with her silence.
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
HARRY: TAKE NOTE: THIS is how a REAL prince does a chat show!! One brother goes on television to champion a global issue. The other never sits on a sofa without making it all about himself. Last night Prince William became the first royal ever to take a seat on Graham Norton's famous red sofa, and what a brilliant move by the future King it was. The studio audience gasped and cheered as he walked out to join Cate Blanchett, Hannah Waddingham and Robert Irwin, all long-time champions of his Earthshot Prize, for a special edition that airs tonight on BBC One. He came to talk about the prize, and explained that years of environmental "negativity and doom" had got him down, so he decided "we could do something more powerful and more optimistic" with an awards ceremony that could "talk about urgency and optimism together". This is a mature, focused man who looks outward and sets goals he means to reach: five Earthshots, £1 million for each winner, a personal commitment to the prize until 2030, and next month he will be in Mumbai handing out the awards. And he was so clearly enjoying himself. He finished the night warm, relaxed and engaging, by every account — without a trace of self-pity. Consider the manchild. Harry's offering this month has been a MasterClass, Redefining Grief, followed by a GQ interview in which he complained that "some people don't want it to work out", a line his own spokesman then had to insist was "absolutely not intended as a swipe" at his brother. The word salad minister seems able to think only in the simplest terms, and mostly about Harry. Even now he has moved back to Britain, the whinging is CONSTANT. William is getting on with his life and giving everything he can. Harry, meanwhile, is reportedly sounding out Diana's friends and family about a documentary to mark the 30th anniversary of her death next August. Nothing is confirmed, but mark my words: the man baby will try to make his next few quid out of his mother's memory. Deep down he knows he is irrelevant with nothing left to offer, and the ghastly narcissist he married is loathed globally and will never be accepted by the great British public. The future King will be laughing on Graham Norton's sofa tonight, engaging the world on a cause larger than himself. His brother will still be selling his grief by subscription.
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
What you in for? Popping a dinghy......You? Made someone look like a Rabbit with AI. lifers in Britain in 2026 😳
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Complaining to the media about trivial things like your sister-in-law not wanting to share her lip gloss with you and your brother-in-law not wanting to hug you five times a day. But you managed to keep quiet about your father being a filthy PEDOPHILE. For nearly 10 years!
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
According to the publicly funded investigation into the allegations that 1 mosque is attacked every 5 days in the UK, well it turns out this is not the case. In fact its a lie. Despite the fact the media was awash with this story and all the correct people swooned and clutched pearls. BBC news presenters took to their fainting couches and were wafted with giant leaves by young oiled up Moroccan men They were given £2.5 million in tax payer money to collect data. How does that cost £2.5 million 🤔 When asked THREE times to provide evidence of these claims they didn't respond. Shocked 😱 I am not. When the pressure was applied they did! Of the 1 mosque every 5 days. 1 was a shed (owned by a Muslim man) 1 was actually a synagogue 3 were alleged plots 7 were online threats 1 mosque was protested by Iranians in Scotland. That's it ...... all the evidence they could supply for £2.5 million of taxpayer cash Muslims are being fed a lie by the Muslim trust. The rest of us are being vilified and we're all paying for it. The media are complicit and we are paying for it. But it's always the same shit. They have to create a problem otherwise they would be unemployed. BLM, Just Stop Oil, The Green Agenda all come to mind.
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Pile of black rags on legs hits police with a stick and they do nothing. If you're white and type something the government don't like, they'll smash in your door and jail you.
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Replying to @EmmanuelMacron
@EmmanuelMacron IS A LIAR!!!
Macron speaking earlier today to reporters in Doha, Qatar, and claiming "France was not invaded by hordes of muslim immigrants. Those images are false, it's AI and foreign manipulation." The man thinks we’re fucking daft
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Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Trump: "I alone could secure a prisoner release from Russia without giving anything in return" Trump literally ten minutes later: "Now you idiots know why I had to waive sanctions on Russia, no shot I got that prisoner release otherwise"
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