I’ve been told I’m an irreverent, percipient, esoteric enigma. I swear a lot; if that offends you, feel free to go fuck yourself sideways.
Washington, DC adjacent
Joined October 2015
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I fucking love Obadiah’s big, dumb, goofy face. 🥰
Obi is the most perfect creature to ever walk this earth. That’s just a fact. How could you look at that face and NOT smile? You’d have to be a soulless monster to not fall immediately in love with the squishy preciousness.
Lake Highlands High School valedictorian Paxton Smith used her 3-minute speech to attack Texas’ new restrictive abortion law after making a last-minute speech switch.
It's now gone viral. Tonight on @wfaa, you'll get to hear from her about everything that's happened since.
I’m still wearing a mask, for 3 reasons. One, allergies. Two, I just started using retinol about 6 weeks ago, so I’m going through the ugly, worse-before-it’s-better, dreaded purge, and my skin looks kinda crazy. Lastly, I don’t want to be mistaken for a Trumper.