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Just write, Bobby. Don't worry about your stupid bio. You shouldn't even be on Twitter.

Las Vegas, NV
Joined February 2020
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Fuck. As I looked back on 2023, I realised that for the first time ever, I have sold 100,000 books in a single calendar year. What else can I say but thank you for supporting this journey, and for allowing me to live my dream. You're all crazy and I absolutely fucking love you
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Was it Silent Night or Stille Nacht? Which side started the singing that led to the Christmas miracle of WWI? I think of what that moment must have been like, the cold young men missing home, looking across the way at fellow human beings rather than artillery targets. #satsplat
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I've finished the first season of Demon Slayer Kimetsu No Yaiba. My 8yo daughter wanted me to watch it with her. I enjoyed it, and I enjoyed having that experience with my Daisy Bear. Anime... Maybe it's growing on me. #DemonSlayer
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I read this to my daughter. She said, "That was kind of weird." I did get a laugh out of her when I told her that I was going to post her response to this little story.
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The scar stitched its way down my belly like the zipper of a costume. No one had told me beforehand, but now they did, matter-of-fact. Impatient. I would never be the same. A new you. An unfamiliar me. Why wasn’t I told? I wanted to live. But had I? #satsplat #ANewBeginning
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I don't want to do it. She's naive--innocent--but the banging in my head, the devil's cry, clattering, echoing, the #strident repetitive noise is driving me insane. When the lights turn off, when she falls asleep, I'll be taking her electronic drum machine--with me. #vss365
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I once got a Fortune Cookie that said, "You'll find love someplace unexpected." I was traveling, and my next stop was at the restroom at a highway rest stop. I don't think I opened another Fortune Cookie for at least 3 years after that.
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Sometimes, good people just get the short end of the stick.
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I just got the best Christmas shirt ever! #DieHard #Christmas #movie
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Gift wrapped with love, not skill.
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Organized religion, the church, "The meek shall inherent the earth." Horse shit. I find my peace with #manger Jesus, a painting that I found next to a trash can downtown. I was there to kill a man, and that little fella, he spoke to me. I've had that painting every since. #vss365
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Authors! What was your biggest accomplishment in 2023? 📚
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A simple “thank you” can make the world a better place.
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Fight Club Sandwich
the secret garden salad 🥹
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Emergency Tree Stand! Who knew @StephenKing would save Christmas.
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I totally zoned out watching this video. Now it's your turn. ***Sound On!***
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It's official... I am a dirty old man. Hitherto, the poor dyslexic girl moving into the building and having mysterious packages left at my doorstep--her packages--I never knew how much I'd love parading around my apartment wearing women's undergarments. She's been... #vss365
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... knocking on my door. It's been at the same time every day. At first, I was afraid. I hid in the kitchen. My heart was pounding. I imagined having a heart attack, paramedics wheeling me out on a gurney for all to see. God! That first knock was thrilling! I've gotten bolder...
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Seeking that adrenaline rush, no doubt. I've been leaving my door unlocked, hoping, fantasizing, that she'd open the door to confront me. I've practiced posing on the sofa, dusting the television, and even mouth open, hands flummoxed, surprise.
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