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You will always lose money chasing women, but you will never lose women chasing money Michigan State University πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸŽ“ #AMDG Mortgage Broker 🏑

Detroit
Joined July 2010
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Not doing nothing, but NOTHING today lol this weather got my sinuses all out of wack smh
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bro saw all that thickness and decided to throw all his preferences out the windowπŸ˜…πŸ˜…
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Welcoming my niece to the world Nina Leticia got another heartbeat now my girl so set it’s crazy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ₯° thank you God
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Had to get my house squirrel proofed for winter that shit was expensive as fuck lol
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This was a longgggg week man. But we made it through thank you God
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God Got Me retweeted
You know who’s a lunatic character? Maeve from Mobland. Extremely insane lady. Evil. Great stuff tho.
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ say that 🐐
I AINT HAD AN ELECTION LOSER ON ASK JENN YET.
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Lmao barely
Yeah Daniss it was nice….
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I am so happy that Bernie Sanders is with us today to be able to see the fruits of his labor. He cultivated a whole generation of young leaders through the movement he spawned who are now winning seats everywhere. And he gets to live to witness it. Thank you, Bernie.
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🚨ABDUL EL-SAYED TROLLS JD VANCE AND TRUMP IN HIS VICTORY SPEECH: EL-SAYED: JD. Habibi. There is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. So you know what that means, Wolverine one, Buckeyes zero. Donald, look, I, I know you, you struggle with my name, so after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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🚨 NEW | Rashida Tlaib re-elected in MI-12! Squad progressive, first Palestinian-American woman in Congress, keeps her seat. Relentless voice who named the genocide, sponsored Block the Bombs, and never bowed to the lobby. via AP
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They combined precincts and had one ballot machine for an entire city lmaooooo get fucking real
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Stupid ass tweet
Why do ppl wait until the last day to vote tho lmfao like why yall do that
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Put my two hours in at the poll if Abdul don’t win I’m smacking the fuck outta all white Mike, Roger, James, and John’s
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Bouta get with policy and come up with a better voting process too lmao this shit really bullshit and to bro point it’s like this for a reason. It’s bullshit though lol they could make this shit so much more efficient
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I got legit the worst attitude in the world right now I don’t want nobody to get in my way these next 2 hours 😭
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Ok don’t nobody else tweet me stay in line 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it was a rage tweet I know it’s important
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STAY IN LINE!
If you ain’t do absentee hang it the fuck up today smh
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