Mike Makings

@ThisBenSinclair So Cool buddy! Congrats!!!

I really look forward to Hank the 4th

It's about time to go straight ahead down the unknown road! #pennywise #pma

Scott Stapp's Nickelback @midnight #RuinABand

I like my women to be like my saws...reciprocating.

Just got 0 new followers for using hashtag oscars #Oscars

Home Alone #DrunkFilms @midnight

Paul Shart: Malt Hop #DrunkFilms @midnight

Requiem of a Beam #DrunkFilms @midnight

Happy Guilt More #DrunkFilms @midnight

Im all for the 2nd amendment, provided that the guns shoot T-shirts.

FYI if your state legalizes weed, your football team goes to the Super Bowl.

I know there's a growing concern about frozen pipes but trust me, my wife is fine. #ChiBeria

Sure, the country might be in decline but the porn has never been better.

Good football game going behind the map of cold Chicago area counties. Careful LaPorte it's winter.

Ringing in the new year with smart, beautiful, successful people.

Wiping away her tears #withmydick

Spiking the eggnog #withmydick

Making the yuletide gay. #withmydick