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Chrissy

@PlasticButHuman

I'm just moderately insane. No. Seriously. And I remember being human, that is before Phil Collins, Milla Jovovich, Elvis and Christian Bale ate my humanity.

 Probably 'in' you.
Joined September 2010
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@petewentz1 May 2012
someone put me in a medical coma until dark knight rises is released.
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#MoreFemalesShould put more time and effort into making themselves happy, as opposed to find a man who will…
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@cher4 Sep 2011
In Dictionary under "MEDIA WHORE" See "SARAH PALIN"
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YouAndIVideo: bit.ly/r4QFkU. You must love all + every part of me, as must I, for this complex + incomprehensible force to be true.
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((Attention: I have something serious to discuss. Lately my group has been labeled as bullies. So now I'm going (cont) tl.gd/cdi2k0
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(Okay, you know what? I'm fed right the hell up. Hi, I have lots of RP accounts. Better than 80 percent I never (cont) http://tl.gd/ahootp
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- "Hi, I'm Bob -Extends hand-" "hey im alex"...#Fail. One. Read the tweet carefully. Two. Use punctuation.
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Remember folks, never apologis for sex...unless you are bad at it!!!!!
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I'm 29, bloody fool. Get it right.
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Spent saturday morning at japanese garden...oscar and ava with us...loving life. http://twitpic.com/4xrvau
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Most Awesome Tweet Of The Week. RT @TrueDeathstrike: (I found pop tarts. I FOUND FUCKING POP TARTS IN MALAYSIA. ZOMG.)
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Working for an important cause today with @theGPP -- think you can live #BelowTheLine? http://bit.ly/lbtlus
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#DearWolvie: Keep it in yer damn pants! I'm tired o' runnin' into yer kids, it creeps me the hell out. And like yer too good fer a condom!
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Lady GaGa. "Judas." Do we need to say anything else? Get it now.
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Replying to @HypnoticCharmer
@HypnoticCharmer Dude, Lady Gaga? How long were you on Antarctica for? Actually how /old/ are you period? *gives him an examining look*
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Every breath you take today should be with someone else in mind. I love you.
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Anyone stuck in Tokyo & needs a drink. Suntory vending machines have emergency lever beneath sticker, upper right corner. #tokyo #earthquake
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(( Haiku to the TL: "Timeline, why do you/ Insist on being a dick/ Fail whale can blow me" ))
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Americans laughing at how the English pronounce certain words is like a blind guy laughing at the guy next to him for needing glasses.
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*cough*BlackMarketColinorcheckonEbay *cough*
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