Ridiculous that many of the same people who can’t mind their own business regarding other’s reproductive health are the same who demand people stay out of their business when it comes to guns or taxes. #RoeVsWade
While we’re planning new features for twitter and all, can I get an option to batch delete anything posted in certain years? Say high school for example
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The San Francisco accent is so weird—I’ve never understood why “I don’t want to go to that” is pronounced “yeah, I might be down.”
Everyday I get Facebook notifications about “memories” from high school, and everyday I cringe and delete as quickly as possible
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sometimes Hollywood can be okay
#Oscars
Genuinely disappointed they didn’t actually sing “We don’t talk about Bruno” and just gave the #Oscars an ego boost it didn’t need. A little nod I get but most of the song?
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My 1M massive giveaway is up! For the Twitter fam I’m giving away a Mavic Mini 2 🙌🏻
Just follow me and @DJIGlobal and retweet this to have a chance at winning the Mavic Mini 2 drone. Thank you for all the love and support 🙏🏻
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Be the first to play on a Backbone! Follow + RT for a chance to win a Backbone One. We will be giving out 10 units over the next 48 hours.
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Giving away 5 of these Note 8s to random people who RT this tweet over the next 24 hours. Good luck!
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I think a preschool teacher should be the moderator for the next presidential debate. Idk they may have more experience with this?? #Debates2020
I love the USA. Where else can you see someone riding a bike down a trail for fitness with a can of coke in the water bottle cage?
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Do you know how hard it is to not reply "did you know we are in a pandemic" to your pics.
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Alright it's international giveaway time - Looking to make someone's quarantine time a little more fun!
Giving away this customized SNES Edition Nintendo Switch
Just RETWEET to enter and I'll pick a random winner in 24 hours.
Shoutout to @ColorWare for making this possible!
Is Jason Mantzoukas in SFO right now? How do I confirm this guy is Zouks without telling HEYNONGMAN in the airport? @ScottAukerman


















