@Pocket2u

I Promise You I Can Spell | SVP of the ‘So I’ve Heard’ Committee | Don’t Take Me Seriously - It’s All Nonsense Here | Nostalgia Merchant | 🪨📄✂️

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Joined September 2011
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Never ever do a good deed if you’re going to hold someone to ransom for it or throw it in their face.
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The weather machine is malfunctioning init? It was 16° a hour ago. Now it’s raining. It was 6° last week with storms over the weekend. The weather needs to pick a damn side 🫩
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Bonnie B literally uses click-bait for engagement. It’s her entire brand. She says the most outlandish things, comes up with the most controversial plans and then thrives off the attention and engagement because she depends on it. You have to ignore that weirdo.
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Laura- destiny@dxstinyy00Oct 26
I just find it incredibly out of touch that whilst we’re actively in a cost of living crisis, where food bank attendance is higher than ever, people on here are acting above the programme when others are sharing money saving tips in regards to food shopping??? Very weird.
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Rasheed Sunflower ツ@AoCIzzyOct 26
I’m laughing my head off. What the hell wrong with Asda?? You lot are a bunch of performative wankers man 🤣
miss andrist@rii6ualOct 24
You get a £60 shop for £30 when you register a new account with Asda rn, take advantage of this guys literally £30 worth of free food
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Rage🌸✨️@softangrygirlOct 25
Doing everything and anything but finding the cure for endometriosis
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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♥️@LdotNatalieOct 26
See, under my dictatorship every bike would be registered and have some form of recognition so they can be sent a fine the post like the rest of us
BBC London
@BBCLondonNewsOct 26
Cyclists are continuing to ride along the newly pedestrianised section of Oxford Street, despite being asked to dismount. Around seven security staff have been stationed near Oxford Circus, calling out to cyclists to get off their bikes, with mixed success. More on this story ➡️ bbc.in/3W32bbT #OxfordStreet #London #Cycling #Pedestrianisation
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How’s yours looking @PrincesaAyesha
Lou 🫍@louroll89ffsOct 25
Satisfactory number 😍
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This and the timing being when we’re due a supermarket boycot on 28th October.
hauntedmachine1817@hauntedmchn1817Oct 24
Should I panic buy lots of items so that Supermarket profits get a boost, which when combined with Black Friday and Christmas spending artificially inflates GDP in early 2027 thereby enabling the government and BBC News to announce "Good News on Growth" just as Fuel Bills go up?
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Bare man act confused around the the topic of consent. But I guarantee if a gay man came and kissed your neck in the club, you’ll understand what consent is 🌚 Don’t be obtuse please x
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Asda are doing £30 off a £60 online food shop if you’re a new customer or use a new email you’ve haven’t used before
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95s are the 110s
GN 🇬🇭
@_GreazemodenOct 23
What the hell is dizzee on about lool since when has TNs been called one tens 🥴
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Happy Birthday KS2 @_Greazemoden 🥳 You already know!
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All these scarecrows would freak me out #traitors Scarecrows = Jeepers Creepers
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I second this.
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@_GreazemodenOct 23
I dunno how you lot enjoy pizza without bbq base una
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Norma babes, where am I meant to sit? In the aisle on the floor?
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@onorma_Oct 23
You have an 8 hour flight, which celebrity are you sitting next to?
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The fact that this ad sparked so much outrage is deeply depressing and proves that a significant portion of our society don't believe that children deserve basic autonomy.
RTÉ News
@rtenewsOct 22
The Dublin Rape Crisis Centre has taken down three online video advertisements related to its 'We Consent' campaign, following criticism of one advert in particular rte.ie/news/2026/1022/159643…

Video on hugging consent taken down after criticism

The Dublin Rape Crisis Centre has taken down three online video advertisements related to its 'We Consent' campaign, following criticism of one advert in particular.

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This wind ain’t no joke. Was waiting at the lights and my whole car moved. Hopefully I get tailwind on the motorway 😅
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Beer and tea
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@_iamlougottiOct 22
Which 2 drinks you getting rid of?
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