Peter Parker

-Peter works with a purpose, much like he has for the past few months. Since moving down to San Francisco a (cont) tl.gd/n_1rvfovd

Can't believe I wasted all that money on a catsuit she never wears! ... Or maybe she just wears it for... I don't wanna know...

Agh, geez.. Fighting Venom always makes me feel so sore. -Grumbles to himself.- Focus Parker.. You need to be ready for next time.

-Spider-Man swings through the city. He's heard of increased activity from @Venom_MG and decided to check it out for himself.-

Lots of Venom sightings lately. Terrific, I get to deal with my psycho alien goo ex bonded to a no good scumbag.

#RebornRoleplayAwards -Stealthily webs one of @Senator_Kelly's feet to the ground, then whistles innocently.-

#RebornRoleplayAwards -Jumps over the bar, stealing a bottle of scotch.- Let's just assume it is!

#RebornRoleplayAwards We have noses, scar-head, unfortunately for us. -Turns to Kurt.- Isn't that the same thing? Wade used to live there.

#RebornRoleplayAwards Waiting for you to take a shower. Yeesh, what do you use? Fragrance a la Deadpool?

Now, you see, it's all quiet, which means something is going to go wrong. Any moment now, something will blow up.

Lies! I had a full can! See, marrying you cost me soda and I still have to go to Starbucks for you every morning.

Oh gee, thanks. I'm so glad I said "I do" at the altar now.

If I die here, @DeadlyDomino gets all my stuff. Even the science things she hates.

Gah, I can't believe I missed that call! @OutOfTime_Cap Hey, what's happening? Magic the Gathering tournament? @Bruce_TheHulk

Then I remember that I still have my D&D session tomorrow night and I remember that I'm a dorkish geek.

Seriously, who'd a thought that secret agent badasses run on freakin' Mountain Dew? I feel cooler already.

Someone promised me that the SHIELD cooler has tequila. Thankfully, they lied, it's Mountain Dew.

-The corridors were quiet. Not that he minded that, he liked the silence and the (cont) tl.gd/l69r07