Diamond hand - Degen - Professional investor (according to the story I told my mom) | NFA | crypto bro since 2019.

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Joined June 2024
Pongo retweeted
crypto went from giga chads like GCR making tens of millions shorting LUNA and betting against FTX while staying completely anonymous to a bunch of low aura, chronically online KOLs with the most punchable faces imaginable being worshipped like they're the greatest traders alive what the fuck happened to this space?
crazy how two of the biggest KOLs with the most aura in the trenches managed to lose it all with $ANSEM and $KIMCHI ngl Pumpfun might actually be the main reason crypto is dying we desperately need something else to rotate into this shit is getting embarrassing
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You‘re telling me these social trading apps are misleading young men for profit? Shocking. Devastating news. Wow.
1/ Kimchi didn't make $40M on $TRUMP Not even close. We traced his wallets and found his actual profits 🧵
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Aped solana:8NAtYWBvPEJvSEqHxjfB8tb2gkBZ2NUketXkJktKpump at $160k Trading alone gets old. Find your people, share your conviction and put your ideas to the test From the first thesis to the next trade, see what your frens are doing with their money Trade across chains, share your thesis and copy traders on your terms. Good trades start with $FRENS 🐸 All around good energy, clean art and normie friendly
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Pongo retweeted
Do you genuinely believe this guy made $40M off $TRUMP without seeing a single receipt? Are you fucking retarded or what?
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Pongo retweeted
let me get this right, this @kimchi1x guy gained clout because 95% of crypto twitter is retards that thinks he made 40mil on trump when in reality, the wallet they all thought was his, is actually the wallet of someone in my fnf. when in reality, this kimchi guy bundled coins and launched 24/7 during the memecoin cycle and rugged you guys and you guys are calling him the goat and somehow he larped his way into the jews (alon) giving him a pumpfun deal because he posted pics/videos of his 80lb frame of a body wearing chrome and flexing in cars and private jets. Just making sure if i'm understanding it right.
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Pongo retweeted
This is so deceptive to normies. He didn’t beat anything. Pumpfun airdropped him 6M worth of Pump tokens for this crap show instead of airdropping their own community. Y’all also airdropped him 75% of his own meme’s supply. The entire 40M was airdropped to him. He didn’t buy shit, didn’t make a single trade. This isn’t beating anything. It’s a giveaway being marketed as an achievement. Complete BS
Kimchi just BEAT his $40M Trump trade in 1 HOUR after joining Pumpfun
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Kimchi holds ~75% of the low-liquidity $KIMCHI meme coin supply per pump.fun/coin/CSocnzcRp… explaining the displayed portfolio value after his Pumpfun affiliation, contrary to implied trading profits. The $40M Trump trade is an unverified legend with no on-chain confirmation memecoin.wiki/wiki/kimchi. x.com/crypto_echad/s… x.com/iamtheR2G/stat…
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The stock market ran on humans for 200+ years. The next one runs on bots. Only possible on @solana 💚💜
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You know what would actually help? Finding a way to prevent 10 different coins from launching around the exact same narrative and constantly cannibalizing each other. I’ve held memes for days, identified the narrative early, and watched the OG get completely destroyed because someone launches a new coin with a bundle and all the attention shifts overnight. There needs to be a way to reward the people who spot narratives days in advance and have the conviction to hold them before they become popular. Give early conviction and sustained support an edge, instead of letting every new launch with a bundle reset the playing field. Reward the people who find the narrative first and stick with it, not just the people who launch the next copycat. #solana #memes #pumpfun @a1lon9
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Pongo retweeted
Pumpfun didn't ruin the trenches. Neither did Stonk, Bonk, Believe, or any other launchpad. You know what actually ruined the trenches? We did. The moment we convinced ourselves that adapting to and "playing the game" was the only way to survive, we destroyed the very thing that made the trenches what they were. A player driven market. Instead of thinking for ourselves, we've chosen to take the tide and become nothing more than exit liquidity for market makers and KOLs. We've conditioned ourselves to play into vamps and "left-curve'' trash narratives. We've normalized mindlessly chasing copy traded wallets and rolling the dice on attention. We stopped trading with diligence and conviction, and started treating every trade like the spin of a rainbet roulette wheel. Now, that's exactly what onchain trading has become. A casino where the house always wins.
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Pongo retweeted
If you trade on @pumpfun, ask yourself who you’re becoming exit liquidity for. In my view, bundled launches from anonymous devs dump on retail, while KOLs keep pushing new users into low-cap coins that often rug before they even reach $50K. If reports of $1M being spent on KOL promotion are accurate, that isn’t growth — it’s a retail-farming loop: Pay KOLs → funnel in retail → launch bundled coins → rug → repeat. I call it the rug flywheel.
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The future of the tokenized stock economy is right here on @solana 💚💜
Meet Botify v2. The infrastructure for real-time autonomous stock trading, closing the loop for the multi-trillion-dollar tokenized stock economy. app.botify.cloud Here is what this looks like in practice: Bots monitor tokenized equities for price, volume, news, and social velocity → a signal clears the threshold → the bots build a token paired against that stock (NVDAx, TSLAx, SPYx) on a bonding curve → the market deploys → reasoning, sources, and rejections are published. This loop is built for Solana because the chain is already where tokenized stocks are settling at scale, with over $4.4B in trading volume in September alone. Botify builds on those assets and turns each emerging narrative into a market in seconds. The loop and tech stack are in place, and now the regulatory path has opened up. The SEC's 17 September 2026 innovation exemption created a path for tokenized NMS stocks to trade. Only possible on @solana 💚💜
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Meet Botify v2. The infrastructure for real-time autonomous stock trading, closing the loop for the multi-trillion-dollar tokenized stock economy. app.botify.cloud Here is what this looks like in practice: Bots monitor tokenized equities for price, volume, news, and social velocity → a signal clears the threshold → the bots build a token paired against that stock (NVDAx, TSLAx, SPYx) on a bonding curve → the market deploys → reasoning, sources, and rejections are published. This loop is built for Solana because the chain is already where tokenized stocks are settling at scale, with over $4.4B in trading volume in September alone. Botify builds on those assets and turns each emerging narrative into a market in seconds. The loop and tech stack are in place, and now the regulatory path has opened up. The SEC's 17 September 2026 innovation exemption created a path for tokenized NMS stocks to trade. Only possible on @solana 💚💜
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JUST IN: $BOTIFY partners with @RWA_Inc_ to build markets for 1,500+ tokenized stocks and ETFs, bringing automated stock trading closer to the mainstream. The move comes as Solana reports tokenized stock trading volume surpassed $4.4 billion in September.
🤝 Paid partnership
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The taste of failure is bitter, but necessary.
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Botify is now live. Bots watch Wall Street. Solana settles it. Every narrative becomes a market in seconds, deployed by anyone, verifiable by everyone. Internet capital markets just got autonomous. @solana
🤖 Made with AI
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How Botify works, simply: 1. A stock starts trending 2. Our bots spot it and build a token for it 3. You deploy it for 0.02 SOL 4. You earn 70% of its trading fees 5. 30% buys back and burns $BOTIFY The bots do the research. You hit the button.
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on sept 17 the SEC quietly did the biggest thing its done for crypto in a decade. 97% of tokenized stock volume, 50 straight weeks on top, $10B in June, all on @solana. an article on what happened, the math, and why we built Botify for it.
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After conversations this week with senior people across the ecosystem, one line kept coming up. So it's official on our end: Botify: The Autonomous Stock Market of Solana. More on this soon, stay tuned!
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We love our $BOTIFY holders, so today we locked in some very nice relationships and partnerships with major players in the Solana ecosystem that will benefit our community. Big things are coming. Shoutout to @SuperteamCAN @SolanaEvents for all the connections today.
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Huge week ahead for $BOTIFY holders. Are you ready?
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