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Just a mom, stuck under a sleeping baby, needing to pee. Navigating #momlife with 2 toddlers. IG @popcorncandi

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined April 2009
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4yr old: “Mom, why do you put that black stuff on your eye moustaches?”
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Toddler to me after a call fighting with medical aid (🙄): “What are you doing, mom?”. Me: “Admin. When you’re an adult life is all about admin.” Him: “When you’re a children it’s all about Christmas.” *slow clap*
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Jokes aside, it forever bugs me that we need insurance for our health insurance and we’re all just like “okay, yes, sure, why not”
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For those needing a quick break to reset and recharge the mental and physical batteries… here you go! 2 spots left in my retreat and bookings close this weekend :) 🙏🧘‍♀️💪 #CapeTown
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You know what feels great? Being fully vaccinated in a pandemic.
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Vaccination 1 of 2, friends! (Anti-vaxxers, just make yourselves known to me now so I don’t need to discover by surprise that seemingly intelligent people I follow are actually anti-vax and then I need to unfollow mid-scroll. Ta.)
Write “I’m a” and let your keyboard expose you 👇
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I’m a little bit late but I’m not going to work today 😂
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Don’t celebrate Eskom suspending rolling blackouts. It’s their fucking job to provide power. Thanks.
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There is no better chocolate than Chuckles. None. Not one.
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I miss being able to afford avos. 🥑
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Replying to @PopcornCandi
The DMA National OPT OUT Database nationaloptout.org/
Twitterverse. I haven’t been here in a while but you’re all very clever so pls help. I get so many spam calls (like SO MANY) and when I ask how they got my number they say from ‘The National Database’. What the bleeding hell is this and how do I get myself off this thing?
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Thanks guys, will try that. I’m now just getting so rude with the agents and it’s not their fault 😭
KPIs and FAQs don't need apostrophes. Neither do Ts and Cs. #PublicServiceAnnouncement #AgencyLife
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This is my take on dishing out parenting advice on social media: Please don’t if you a. Don’t have kids and b. Don’t have my kids. K thanks bye.
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What series are we binging on SA #Netflix right now? I loved The Queen’s Gambit and Unorthodox limited series so what’s next?