The Pope of Plastic

"My fellow patriots, we have arrived. Let me tell you something. Since these motherfucking Democrats in these blue states and these funky-ass liberals want to toot they motherfucking horn like this old musty mop-head hijab-wearing asshole, Ilhan Omar instantly takes the motherfucking social media like they just won the world, you ain't won shit. Because now what we need to do is stop feeling sorry for they motherfucking ass, ramp up these motherfucking deportations, get all these motherfuckers the fuck up out of here, okay? That's how you start, baby, because then we ain't got to worry about it. Secure that motherfucking border where it's so motherfucking locked down, not even a motherfucking pin can get through that hoe, you understand me? This is chess, not motherfucking checkers, and I'm so tired of looking at this mop-head, musty-ass hijab-wearing asshole. I don't know what to do with myself. How the fuck does she even get in Congress? Always running her motherfucking musty-ass mouth. Ho, you came from a motherfucking country where they don't even have toilets, ho, you shit in the ground. Don't tell us how to live over here in America, ho, you can get the fuck on, you feel me? I'm sorry, baby, but I have to be raw and motherfucking uncut. I'm tired of these old musty-ass hijab-wearing ass motherfuckers trying to tell us how to live, where the fuck we come from"