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I used to live in one place and I'm about to live in another place.

Portland, OR
Joined December 2008
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In a country full of things that could kill you, the scariest part is still driving.
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Bailey was kind enough to get me up 90 minutes prior to the 5am Seahawks kickoff.
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Quote from my Aussie nephew: “Uncle Matt, we don’t skate. We scoot.”
#Syracuse. No longer known for basketball and basketball related violations
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Well, at least this cuts down on how many times we have to hear the name "Dabo Swinney" this year and pretend it's normal
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Moms on the town means Dudes night. Shortly after this, he went to bed and I ate an entire pizza.
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trump managed to divide the entire country but unite cavs and warriors twitter. incredible.
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Steve Kerr with the stiletto between the ribs.
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Moana is a deeply layered movie that you can only appreciate after your kid makes you watch it for the 5,765th time.
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Amtrak is basically several greyhound buses hooked together
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It still boggles my mind to see billboards on I-5 reading "Free Bong with 1/4oz Purchase!"
Nailed it. Love these so much. nitter.gq/YahooSports/status/743…
The Sacramento Kings' clean new uniforms join the future and past. yhoo.it/1UBkvfI
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Check out "eROI presents Versus: Let the Creative Sparks Fly" eroi-versus.eventbrite.com/?… via @Eventbrite
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And just like that, it's dark before 5pm. See you April, civilization.
Who am I? Why am I here? What does it all mean? Which animated gif am I? goo.gl/wkdzHr