I took some trazadone and immediately realized I'm just scrolling through the timeline like a zombie instead of reading post by post
End the end I lowkey went delirous but I didn't eat anything for like 5 days so I lost a shit ton of weight
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Alcohol is a hilarious drug it turns you into a jolly retard or an evil demon pretty quickly
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i couldn’t get a parrot bc he would start repeating the joi i be watching and i would have to pull my pants down and masturbate to the bird😂😂😂
Okay enough with the texposts I gotta finally plug the ssd with the possums back in my pc I needed to swap it out for a game drive
Like seriously do chinese people do anything on x but goon? Like I don't follow a single chinese accounts and get these translated tweets with the most insane combinations of words lmao
When I press not intersted on horny posts it just changes the demographic of people? You don’t want your timeline filled with horny people? Okay here’s post about jerking off in traditional Mandarin.
I don’t consider myself susceptible to cyber bullying but fuck I was running a bad fever for 2 days straight and some friends were being so strange and dodgy and I was just like can I talk to someone the went on a lowkey rant and got unadded by 3 people lmao
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“I was your age too”
No mom you didn’t check their discord streaming badge after saying goodnight
I honestly autistically try to do almost everything in the most efficient way possible but literally nothing can make me take the extra 2 seconds to add a song to a playlist other than "liked songs"










