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Posty™ [Loa of Pizza] retweeted
I submitted my buyout resignation to Microsoft today.
They rejected it.
Not because I’m so valuable.
But because I don’t work at Microsoft.
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg.
Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible.
This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
Posty™ [Loa of Pizza] retweeted
Hey @Microsoft , I will give you an idea to do layoffs.
1. Open youtube... Search "Day in life of a Microsoft Engineer".
2. You will get list of people who only eat but do not work in office.
3. Layoff them
Posty™ [Loa of Pizza] retweeted
Como você nunca tinha pensado nisso? 🤯
Obviamente é uma brincadeira, sobre ser certo ou errado, mas apenas uma maneira inteligente de aproveitar ainda mais o animal, ter uma gordura ainda mais tostada e ter um churrasco normal, brase e sal.
Picanha da @lojaswift
