I’m the delegate you love to hate. Simply put, I’m “That Kid.” The one who interrupts your speeches and steals your resolutions. I am the ultimate #GavelMagnet
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Joined September 2014
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Remember that hoax from last May about WorldMUN 2016 being in Montréal? nitter.gq/powerdelegate/status/5…
PESSIMIST
Nuclr inspctrs: 🔍❗️
IAEA: 📄📃📑📈☎️
P5: 📞🙀😑😳😾😽
UNSC: 💤
Iran: 😅😙😜💥
OPTIMIST
Inspctrs: 🔬
Iran: 😇
Sanctions: 🔓
Trade: 💸
UN: 💃
And you?
Hon. Mention👌“@JHP_Jayquellen: @PowerDelegate reading your tweets and dying laughing. I'm a MUNner and some of these are truly priceless.”
Secretariat: Encourages you to ask questions when unsure of something.
Crisis: Gets note asking question. Crosses name off list for awards.
Got (a wolf in sheep's) clothing for Christmas. Not sure if that's code for an ugly sweater or a subtle power delegate.
Gridlock ensues as GA committee meets to resolve crisis in Middle East
Delegate 1: Wants peace in Syria
Delegate 2: Wants piece of Syria
Other Delegate: *Can’t get into own hotel room at conference*
Me: "And to think you're in the Nixon's Cabinet crisis committee."
Delegate representing Taiwan gets up to use the bathroom: "I'll be right back."
China pipes up: "Yeah, your government said that last time."
Ad-hoc Crisis
Russia: *Offers deal to avert confrontation*
Turkey: "I guess this will be the second thing of yours we shoot down this week."
Canada: I didn't know Russians had Thanksgiving.
US: What makes you think they do?
Canada: Well, Putin sure is going crazy over Turkey.
Shout-out to @HenMUN_UD for following! I guess Delaware isn't just a river to be crossed to attack Hessians the night of the delegate dance.
If there’s a will, it’s because you talked too much in that crisis committee and got yourself assassinated.
Soviet Union: *Gets clever in a historical UNSC speech; laughs at own joke.*
United States: “Contain yourself.”
Forgets that the chair is the one who decides who gets awards. Drops more points than the Chinese stock market.
Doing introductions in the Arctic Council committee, and the U.S. be like: “I’d open with an icebreaker if I had any to spare.”