@PracticalBedlam

A Canadian. A sensitive mouthpiece. A clever dumbass. An ally always.

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Joined November 2020
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Eating my banana like it’s corn so I don’t get called to HR.
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Haven’t worked out since Sunday. I don’t wanna, but I’m gonna.
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White sauce and spinach and olives. And the couch. And Talladega Nights. And I’m sure, sleeping. Have the best night.
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Considering how often I both A) masturbate, and B) eat tacos (not at the same time), I’m considering tattooing TACO TIME across my knuckles.
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the hottest girl you know reads books, wears glasses, drinks coffee and cusses like a sailor.
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Look at this baby. 11 years ago, when I was 35. A lifetime ago.
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Second flight was cancelled with no options for later tonight, so it’s another king size bed for me in Baltimore, flying home in the morning.
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Starting strong with a blackberry whiskey sour.
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I’m alive and well and not hung over. I just finished cramming eggs and potatoes in my mouth and I’m on my second coffee. Have a beautiful Wednesday!
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cant, getting high by smelling her neck.
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Making all the friends. I haven’t had this much drunken fun in forever.
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I’ve had several drinks, and I’ve made friends who are making me do double shots of something called rumplemints or crumplemints or something? Oh boy.
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Plant tours are done, now lunch, then classroom time for the afternoon, dinner and more drinks. And I’m getting the most random texts from my own guys, with things that basically never happen, but are happening now, just because I’m away, I swear. I hope your Tuesday is fabulous.
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Super pumped to have a giant bed to myself, but this is the space left after I get myself comfy.
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I get this to myself until Thursday?? Yessssss.
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Being groped by a tall man that smells good would probably fix me
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Nothing is more humbling than an airport bathroom mirror. Also, my two seat mates for the first flight are priests. I’m between them in all my red-headed, non-christian, tattooed glory, and I can’t help smiling because the universe has a great sense of humour this morning.
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I thrifted a pair of corduroy pants today, specifically so I can vttt vttt vttt everywhere I walk.
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Spent four hours at work this morning getting my billing done and working on a new project I haven’t had time to look at all week. I also managed to get my unread emails below 100 for the first time in about five months, so that’s pretty fucking sweet.
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