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Joined April 2022
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒂 𝑮𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒂𝒏
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This morning we have a posh Sami, no doubt a dapper Laura, a bitter Vivian, a hot Chiara, and probably a sleek Spencie. Then there's me... none of those things today; only a caffeine fiend.
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(Whistles) Good morning, Sami.
⠀⠀⠀ pensioners never looked so good ׅ ׅ ׅ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝑔𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝓂𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 ﹗ ⠀⠀⠀
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(Looks left. Looks right. Steps back into the abyss.)
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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(Hands her over, the tears already spilling.) I think I'm just tired, you know? No one warns you about the sleepless night just because your baby wants to sleep during the day.
⠀⠀⠀ and this is exactly where auntie sam steps in — hand over the baby ׅ ⠀⠀⠀
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I REALLY love it. I swear. (She's one voice crack away from crying.)
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I love being a mom, I love being a mom, I love being a mom, I love bein———
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ۵ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙊𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝙅𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘿𝘢 𝙎𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘢 (-𝙎𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘯)
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I really had to decide to come out on the last day of the year.
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