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A committee made up of Praetorian Bob, Ned, Phil, that scary guy Pliskin, (others anonymous for now) and run by Praetorian Dave. [Parody]

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Joined February 2018
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Just 8 guards helping make executive smart decisions. Wasn't in our training, but we're really good, elite even, so, you know, we got this.
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So what's this about the new Supreme Leader having a new entourage?
Ned's been doing that floss dance thing with his whip. We've gone through several robes for him today...and a few casts
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I am so curious what response I might get from this. Be warned though, Pliskin will almost certainly try to kill you if you try any funny business with him
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As you probably heard, Praetorian Bob was feeling pretty down a while ago, so we've basically just been hugging it out with him for several weeks now. Except Pliskin, he went out and collapsed a few governments for some reason. But anywho, we're back -All of us but Pliskin
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//Hey everyone, I know I've hardly tweeted in quite a while and I've said it's because of work or whatever, which I thought was true, but honestly I'm thinking about it and I just don't think I have it in me right now. The last while in my life has been...not great [...]
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I wanna get back on this account but I'm just never in a good mood anymore so I'm just gonna leave it for now. I'll let you know if I'm going permanently once I figure it out, but I really hope I'm not [...]
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To leave things on a better note for now, thank you guys. I've loved doing stupid funny stuff with all of you and you helped make my days better when I used this account more, hopefully I can get back to that soon, you're all kick ass humans, thank you
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So, you decapitated, impaled, and blew us up.
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Kylo has refused to send us on solo missions recently
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For Mother's Day we decided it would be best to just hang around and cry since none of us know our moms. Also, "we" refers to the entire First Order in this case.
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We had to get lightsaber resistant armour because of Kylo's freak-outs. There actually used to be hundreds of us.
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What ever happened to that rancor?
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Ned got rid of a few of the little bridges we have so he could swing over more gaps in his day to day activities, it's worked for him but maybe not so much for those he didn't notify about it
We've been busy with...standing lately, and Pliskin scares us out of using it for Phil when he asks, so there's been less going on. We got Pliskin a cool hat so he should be distracted if all goes well
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Update: he managed to turn the hat into a gun