@Praujekt

I'm the reason games have eyebrow thickness sliders

 Oakland, CA
delicatecock.com
Joined March 2011
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diyzz@diyanywayOct 26
precum should really be called “prenut butter”
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cts🌸
@gf_256Oct 24
she’s a 4 but she’s the private key of the eMudhra intermediate certificate authority trusted by billions of devices
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lexie♡♡@lexycat2005Oct 23
they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings
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What is fucking me up as I seal my ballot envelope is were still out here licking the mystery goo strip to seal one? With all the things people are mad about were just raw dogging our mail like that?
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Flazefire@FlazefireOct 13
Im at the piss doctor to get my piss inspected. They’re asking for a piss sample and a blood sample, little do they know I’m about to save them a whole lot of time.
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@leclercslettersOct 11
WELCOME BACK CHODIUM I MISSED YOU
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Formula 1
@F1Oct 11
THE TOP TEN IN SINGAPORE 👀 #F1 #SingaporeGP
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@leclercslettersOct 10
BRO
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A double podium for the final sprint of 2026! 💨
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@leclercslettersOct 4
p22 to p4. what a nightmare of a race.
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P8 con un barco a pedales 🐐 @alo_oficial
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@leclercslettersOct 4
- ferrari cooks some bullshit and decides to start charles on the softs - charles asks on the formation lap to switch to inters - ferrari doesn't listen - charles goes to p22 and has to pit for inters (with front wing damage) - charles pits again during sc for softs - charles starts to overtake cars - ferrari decides to pit him - charles complains about the car and says brake balance is wrong - ferrari still doesn't listen - charles is slow as fuck due to issues
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Call of Duty
@CallofDutyOct 2
Few things ruin a great match faster than wondering whether an opponent earned the win or saw you through a wall. Wallhacks give cheaters information they were never meant to have. With Modern Warfare 4, we’re introducing a new way to fight back: Server Culling. Here’s how it works:
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And the Romans? Where are they now?
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Anas🫀@AnasJr__Sep 30
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAGAGAHAGYAHAGAGAAGATAGAGAHAHAHHAYAGAA QU'EST CE QUE C'EST QUE ÇA
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Ryanair
@RyanairSep 29
Lance Stroll 🤝 Ryanair passengers both paying for their seats
Formula 1
@F1Sep 29
BREAKING: Fernando Alonso and Lance Stroll will both race with Aston Martin once again in 2027! #F1
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avey@maranellosun16Sep 27
Don’t do this to yourself Snoopy, it’s not worth it
Snoopy
@snoopyb047Sep 27
Snoopy Ferrari ❤️🏁
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justin butlag@nothinbutlagSep 28
this is 10% shit 20% fart 15% homer lisa maggie and bart 5% flanders 50% moe and 100% reason to remember the d’oh
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Deadline
@DEADLINESep 25
‘The Rehearsal’s Nathan Fielder Just Helped A Pilots’ Mental Health Bill Become Law deadline.com/2026/09/nathan-…

Nathan Fielder Just Helped A Pilots’ Mental Health Bill Become Law

Fielder's campaign has now been successful after the Senate just passed the John A. Hauser Mental Health in Aviation Act.

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bro@scrungeonmasterSep 24
RUN DON’T WALK TO UBC
bro@scrungeonmasterSep 24
run don’t walk to UBC
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