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sex is cool and all but have you ever experienced a new nigeria ruled by a credible leader born after it’s independence?
vote PETER OBI.
its like you people do not have a real grasp of how much this half dead withering bastard fucked us over. anybody just about making a case for him should ideally be murked on the spot. feels like mass psychosis that there’s people who still want him. fuel was 197 naira in october 2022. bag of rice was 25k. ts so fucked up.
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bro it’s crazy.
we should not have to prove to any single soul why Tinubu doesn’t deserve a second chance
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I hope everyone listened carefully to what Peter Obi said! He made it clear that if he doesn’t win the 2027 election, he won’t be contesting for the presidency again. At 65, he cannot keep running for president indefinitely. By the next election cycle, he’ll be approaching 70, an age when he should be enjoying his retirement rather than starting another political battle.
This is why we cannot afford to take 2027 for granted. We still have a chance to change the direction of this country, and we must treat this election as if our lives depend on it, because to a large extent, they do.
If we waste this opportunity with Peter Obi, we may never get another chance like this again. Wake up, Nigerians! 2027 is our moment, and we cannot afford to get it wrong!
Be brutal, be toxic for your future
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“Anything for you baby” I whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.
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You wake up to boil water. Your prepaid meter has finished. You switch to gas, only for the gas to finish halfway through.
You abandon the water, dress up and enter keke. The man tells you the price, and you negotiate it down by ₦100. You enter, only for the keke to tear your shirts.
You get to work, do your 9–5, and spend half the day wondering how the salary they pay you will ever make you a millionaire.
You return home, load ₦1,000 prepaid, and the meter gives you 6 units. You stand there wondering, “But last time, this same ₦1,000 gave me 7 units. Wetin happen?”
You manage to eat the leftover eba and soup from yesterday, lie down on your bed and start pressing your phone.
Suddenly, the phone slips from your hand, falls to the floor and the screen cracks.
You just stare at it.
No tears. No anger. Nothing.
You simply start laughing.
See you = see madness.























