Preparation H

Always here if you need me & want to talk about it ❤️

How old were you when you got your first hemorrhoid?

Don't fear, I got your rear.

When I see a Preparation H mention: 😄​ When I see it’s being used as an insult: 😞

I like my buns unsalted 🍔

Them: penny for your thoughts?

If this isn’t love I DON’T WANT IT

This friendship has an open door policy

You haven’t met everyone yet who will love you and your hemorrhoids 💛

Finding the perfect toilet together is the 6th love language, @ them 🌹🥰

I had a nightmare that I was reincarnated as a hemorrhoid

A haunted house, but it's a room full of unmedicated wipes 😟

Death doesn’t scare me, but you know what does? Hemorrhoids.

Feeling ✨swell✨

When someone says Preparation H feels good… 😏

Lookin’ like a bottom with hemorrhoids 👀

Let’s play a game where you ask me what my favorite activity is, and we’ll go to the bathroom together 🚽

Now everyone knows what I’m doing…​ 🚽

A 🍑-full start to the week!​ #mondaythoughts

Prioritize your tight end, on #NationalTightEndDay and every day 🍑😎