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North Carolina End of Early In-Person Voting
๐ด 2024: R+41,457
๐ต 2026: D+343,548
Republicans did not win a single day of early voting. Even when high-propensity voters were red, those gains were overwhelmed by exceptionally blue turnout among less frequent voters.
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There are now 642k Texans who have early voted who did not vote at all in the 2024 Presidential election. 48% of them (310,997) are Hispanic. And 39% (122,461) of those Hispanic surge voters are under the age of 30.
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HE'S ABANDONING THE ALAMO???????
Texas Tribune: Ken Paxton appears to cancel final rally of his โCome and Take Itโ tour at the Alamo
Paxtonโs campaign initially said he would close his get-out-the-vote push at the landmark.
texastribune.org/2026/10/31/โฆ
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KEN PAXTON: Tell your friends the difference between me and James Talarico
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Paxton, you take bribes!
(He was not expecting that moment!)๐คฃ
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2026 modelers: โWeโre forecasting a Dem gain of 6 seatsโ
Me in 2025: โphew 6 seats gets us the houseโ
Forecasters: โno the senateโ
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Yankees are the favorites in the American Leagueโฆ just like they always areโฆ ๐ซฉ
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What a legend
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This is not even close to what NJ republicans want to be seeing. And if this Saturday and Sunday are extremely blue, like we have seen historically... the NJ GOP will have to pray for insane election-day turnout; otherwise, they are facing an extinction-level wave.
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OBAMA: Republicans are saying: Democrats are for crazy. We're for common sense.ย
Let's talk about how they define crazy and common sense because I don't think it's common sense to pass a $1 trillion tax cut for millionaires and billionaires paid for with higher healthcare costs and kicking people off of Medicaid.ย
I don't think it's common sense to launch a war in Iran that everybody told them was going to drive up inflation. That's not the kind of common sense Georgia needs.
And if you want to talk about crazy, let's talk about Mike Collinsโฆ
He also happens to be under federal investigation by the House Ethics Committee. And that's for reasons that are entirely separate from what has been called his summer of scandal after it came to light how cozy he was with white nationalists. That's crazy. And there's only one common sense choice in this race. And that is Jon Ossoff
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New Jersey
Mail and in-person combined vote
6 days out
2025: 825,382 total ballots / ๐ต D+26
2026: 795,717 total ballots / ๐ต D+38
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"I'm old enough to remember when a President wearing a tan suit was a major national controversy. They were upset.
And I KNOW I looked good in that suit!"
[chants: YES YOU DID!]
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The stars have truly aligned for the Dems to win the Senate in every single way:
- Roy Cooper and Jon Ossoff lock up NC and GA
- Sherrod Brown decides to mount a comeback in OH even though it's a two year term
- Mary Peltola runs in AK, passing up a guaranteed governor win
- The GOP nominates Ken Paxton in TX and the Dems nominate a S tier candidate with James Talarico making it competitive
- The same thing plays out in KS with Roger Marshall and Adam Hamilton
- and also in SC with Darline Graham and Annie Andrews!
- And in MI and IA, the GOP imploding in the governors races in those states has locked up MI for Abdul and has given Turek a great shot in IA
- Dem aligned independents in NE, MT, SD, and ID stretch the field (with Dan Osborn having a great shot in NE)
- But wait, it's not all bad for the GOP, the Dems nominated a scandal-ridden dumpsterfire of a candidate in ME: hold on, you're telling me they got him to drop out with nothing to gain?
You simply couldn't imagine this in 2024 even if you tried to write a Dem wishcast fanfiction
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New Jersey in-person early voting
Today should be the reddest day of the series if history is any indication
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The data that is so bad for Republicans that it can't even be shown btw shows a generic ballot of D+17 lol
I've been asked about early voting analysis.
The dilemma I have is that my platform is big enough such that being too blunt can have an effect on morale. I'll push out new states and tools out to my website soon, but won't announce them here on ๐.
I will be giving @realJeremyCarl my predictions a week in advance so he can hold me accountable after Election Day.
You MUST turn out and bring their friends, and brace yourself on election night. Even TX is going to be a fight.