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off season Hank #MNWild enjoyer Quinn Hughes super fan #SKOL. Jersey expert. I like to rank things.

Minneapolis, MN
Joined June 2023
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The women of Philadelphia have discovered Max Kepler
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This absolutely tops the Brosmer Seattle game. Because Seattle has a legitimate defense and it was in Seattle. This is the worst quarterback performance I’ve witnessed in my 46 years on this earth
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I wish the JJ Stans weren’t so fucking annoying, because I agree, trading him for a fifth was stupid, and he was the best quarterback on the roster. That isn’t saying much.
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This might be an emotional take in the moment, but if we don’t trade for a quarterback, you might as well trade Jefferson now because he has 1,000,000% asking for a trade at the end of the season. Get as much as you can right now.
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Nolan Teasley better look like this right now calling the Raiders
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I would absolutely kill for these stats right now
I’ve never seen more victory lapping over 127 yards passing with no TDs, five sacks, an injury that was 100% on himself, and beating Joe Milton when their only TD was scored by his backup
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I’m afraid Minnesota is gonna make the same mistake Detroit did and let the better coach leave for a head coaching job
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The broadcast is just openly laughing at us I’ve never seen anything like it
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Can Odell play QB?
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Holy shit, he’s worse than Kyler.
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If I’m Brian Flores, I’m just walking out of the stadium at this point
Absolute statement start for the defense. We need a long sustained drive here that ends in points
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Absolute statement start for the defense. We need a long sustained drive here that ends in points
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Giants fans are all over my timeline like this, but the Thor cult is making it seem like JJ put on his gold jacket today. I’ve been a Vikings fan a long time and I’ve never seen a player polarize a fan base quite like this.
JJ McCarthy showed his limitations today 1st read qb. Should KILL simple defenses but will sack himself against complex defenses Missing J Dart today
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Imagine our offense with Brock Bowers and Justin Jefferson. That’s really what JJ took from us man
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I’ve never seen more victory lapping over 127 yards passing with no TDs, five sacks, an injury that was 100% on himself, and beating Joe Milton when their only TD was scored by his backup
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“Dear JJ, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling…”
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The Vikings would be Super Bowl frontrunners right now if Kevin O’Connell had not sold this kid out to scapegoat him for a rash of team injuries last season.
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Ranking the top five NFC teams: 1) 49ers 2) Bears 3) Rams 4) Lions 5) Packers I know I’ll get cooked for number five. Could’ve been Seattle, could’ve been Minnesota. But you can’t be this bad at the most important position and be top five. Parsons coming back is my reason.
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Should’ve been Kyler
Trade: the Arizona Cardinals are finalizing a trade to send QB Jacoby Brissett to the Baltimore Ravens, per @RapSheet and me. Deal is expected to be completed this weekend. The Ravens lost QB Lamar Jackson to a thumb injury, and his backup Tyler “Snoop” Huntley to turf toe.
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It was at this moment that Jefferson knew if something drastic doesn’t change at the QB position, he’s out of here (I think he’s out of here either way)
Easy first down if you throw. Potential touchdown if he runs
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Punting that football was waving a white flag. Every single one of us knew we were not gonna stop them.
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This is the most frustrated I’ve ever seen Jefferson.
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