I WENT TO SLEEP WITH $50 IN MY GROK BOT. WOKE UP TO $7,684
one night, 23:00 to 07:00. 82 trades, 56 wins, 26 losses, x153.7
6 agents, one job each, zero lines written by hand:
> SCANNER > finds new pairs and spikes · saw 4,179
> RUG CHECK > filters rugs · blocked 85
> SIZER > sizes every trade off equity
> EXECUTOR > sends orders, tracks slip
> LOGGER > writes a reason for every trade
> CURVE > updates the balance on every close
the part i read first in the morning is the log. 1,536 lines, every agent call with its reason:
> 06:51 $FLOOF blocked · mint authority live
> 06:38 $SNOOT closed +$671.91 · take-profit 2R
> 06:26 $GOOBA skipped · size under min ticket
> 06:12 $WOBBL closed +$580.53 · trailing stop hit
> 06:06 $PEBL blocked · LP unlocked
last trade, $SNOOT: in on a reclaim after the flush, LP locked 180d, mint off, top 10 at 23%. out at 2R in 19 min
26 losses on the way, and one night is one night
would you trust a bot that explains every trade more than one that just makes money?
I WENT TO SLEEP WITH $50 IN MY GROK BOT. WOKE UP TO $7,684
one night, 23:00 to 07:00. 82 trades, 56 wins, 26 losses, x153.7
6 agents, one job each, zero lines written by hand:
> SCANNER > finds new pairs and spikes · saw 4,179
> RUG CHECK > filters rugs · blocked 85
> SIZER > sizes every trade off equity
> EXECUTOR > sends orders, tracks slip
> LOGGER > writes a reason for every trade
> CURVE > updates the balance on every close
the part i read first in the morning is the log. 1,536 lines, every agent call with its reason:
> 06:51 $FLOOF blocked · mint authority live
> 06:38 $SNOOT closed +$671.91 · take-profit 2R
> 06:26 $GOOBA skipped · size under min ticket
> 06:12 $WOBBL closed +$580.53 · trailing stop hit
> 06:06 $PEBL blocked · LP unlocked
last trade, $SNOOT: in on a reclaim after the flush, LP locked 180d, mint off, top 10 at 23%. out at 2R in 19 min
26 losses on the way, and one night is one night
would you trust a bot that explains every trade more than one that just makes money?
MY GROK BOT TURNED $2,061 INTO $15,986 LAST NIGHT WITH ONE TRADE
85% of the bank, one memecoin, +796%
night 2 is done. one coin, GTA
the trade:
> in: $1,750, 85% of the bank, at $158.8K market cap
> out: $1.44M market cap
> +$13,924.87
what the desk said on the way:
> ANALYST > dev sold zero, top 10 hold 14%. clean
> SCANNER > volume 3x the last hour, still early
> SOCIAL > top holder adding, feed is euphoric
> RISK > $1.44M and a top wick. lock it?
> FILLS > sold at $1.44M
Jev scanned 236 tokens before it picked this one
85% on one coin is a big bet. one bad fill and night 2 looks very different
would you let it size 85% on one coin, or cap it lower?
MY GROK BOT TURNED $2,061 INTO $15,986 LAST NIGHT WITH ONE TRADE
85% of the bank, one memecoin, +796%
night 2 is done. one coin, GTA
the trade:
> in: $1,750, 85% of the bank, at $158.8K market cap
> out: $1.44M market cap
> +$13,924.87
what the desk said on the way:
> ANALYST > dev sold zero, top 10 hold 14%. clean
> SCANNER > volume 3x the last hour, still early
> SOCIAL > top holder adding, feed is euphoric
> RISK > $1.44M and a top wick. lock it?
> FILLS > sold at $1.44M
Jev scanned 236 tokens before it picked this one
85% on one coin is a big bet. one bad fill and night 2 looks very different
would you let it size 85% on one coin, or cap it lower?
I RESET MY GROK BOT TO $100 LAST NIGHT. BY 06:33 UTC IT HAD $2,067 FROM ONE COIN
night 1 of a fresh start. one coin, CATTLEAXE. 7 trades, 6 wins, 1 loss, +$1,967
the mandate on the wall:
> GPT-6 picks the token, Grok trades it
> one position at a time
> buy the flush, never the bounce
> fresh pools only, under a day
> sell into strength
every token runs the filter in this exact order:
> free_kill > trade_kill > chain_kill > soft_kill > pick
the hard numbers it checks first:
> pool older than 15 min
> liquidity over $12K
> 24h volume over $40K
> market cap over $60K
> 150+ trades in 24h
> no wallet over 5%, top 10 under 60%
GPT-6 scanned 268 tokens overnight, and CATTLEAXE was the one it picked
the check i like most is a soft one: is the X account the project itself. CATTLEAXE scored 0.83, the bar is 0.70
would you start every night over from $100 or let the bank roll?
I RESET MY GROK BOT TO $100 LAST NIGHT. BY 06:33 UTC IT HAD $2,067 FROM ONE COIN
night 1 of a fresh start. one coin, CATTLEAXE. 7 trades, 6 wins, 1 loss, +$1,967
the mandate on the wall:
> GPT-6 picks the token, Grok trades it
> one position at a time
> buy the flush, never the bounce
> fresh pools only, under a day
> sell into strength
every token runs the filter in this exact order:
> free_kill > trade_kill > chain_kill > soft_kill > pick
the hard numbers it checks first:
> pool older than 15 min
> liquidity over $12K
> 24h volume over $40K
> market cap over $60K
> 150+ trades in 24h
> no wallet over 5%, top 10 under 60%
GPT-6 scanned 268 tokens overnight, and CATTLEAXE was the one it picked
the check i like most is a soft one: is the X account the project itself. CATTLEAXE scored 0.83, the bar is 0.70
would you start every night over from $100 or let the bank roll?
CELEBEX IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST INFLUENCE AGENCIES ON X RIGHT NOW.
PICSART PAID FOR 12.5M VIEWS.
THEY GOT 77M.
the round ran sep 13 to oct 2:
> 91 creators, 938 posts
> 77M views delivered, 616% of the target
> 82K views per post on average
> one creator alone brought 14.6M, more than the whole contract
325 creators in the catalogue now, from 144 to 734K followers
would you rather pay one big account or 91 smaller ones?
Who is CELEBEX?
An influence agency for AI, Web3 and Tech on X.
We take products to the creators people actually follow. 325 accounts in one catalogue, from micro creators to 734K followers, every price public.
What we've shipped so far:
→ Picsart: 12.5M views in the contract, 77.0M delivered. 938 posts, 91 creators
→ An AI product round in July: 48.3M views across 19 accounts
→ Launches with Tavus, Krea and more
We don't guess, we measure. Our own NotPeople MCP and a live dashboard track every post and every creator. After each round we review it post by post, and what worked goes into the next brief.
Brands: DM us. We build the strategy, write every brief and pick the accounts that give you the most for your budget.
Creators: want in? DM us too.
CELEBEX IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST INFLUENCE AGENCIES ON X RIGHT NOW.
PICSART PAID FOR 12.5M VIEWS.
THEY GOT 77M.
the round ran sep 13 to oct 2:
> 91 creators, 938 posts
> 77M views delivered, 616% of the target
> 82K views per post on average
> one creator alone brought 14.6M, more than the whole contract
325 creators in the catalogue now, from 144 to 734K followers
would you rather pay one big account or 91 smaller ones?
Who is CELEBEX?
An influence agency for AI, Web3 and Tech on X.
We take products to the creators people actually follow. 325 accounts in one catalogue, from micro creators to 734K followers, every price public.
What we've shipped so far:
→ Picsart: 12.5M views in the contract, 77.0M delivered. 938 posts, 91 creators
→ An AI product round in July: 48.3M views across 19 accounts
→ Launches with Tavus, Krea and more
We don't guess, we measure. Our own NotPeople MCP and a live dashboard track every post and every creator. After each round we review it post by post, and what worked goes into the next brief.
Brands: DM us. We build the strategy, write every brief and pick the accounts that give you the most for your budget.
Creators: want in? DM us too.
MY GROK BOT TURNED $3,794 INTO $31,751 OVERNIGHT. ONE DESK TOOK $759 TO $15,509 ON ITS OWN
day 2 is done. 5 desks, $759 each, +$27,956 by 07:10 utc, +737%
every order has to pass 6 rules before Grok touches it:
1. liquidity over $40K
2. 1h volume over $50K
3. never buy mid-rocket
4. sells under 2x buys
5. two losses and the desk is out
6. never trade off a post
Opus 5.5 scanned 176 tokens overnight and dropped 106 of them
the 5 desks:
> Moustache, run by SCAN, +1,943%
> DESSA, run by QUANT, +875%
> ELIZABETH, run by VET, +793%
> GLITCH, run by JEV, +53%
> fone, run by SIZE, +18%
all 5 green. Moustache made $14,750 of the $27,956 by itself, more than half the night
the rule i trust most is number 3. it dropped OTC tonight bc the chart was already mid-rocket
would you let Moustache run another night or take the money off the table?
MY GROK BOT TURNED $3,794 INTO $31,751 OVERNIGHT. ONE DESK TOOK $759 TO $15,509 ON ITS OWN
day 2 is done. 5 desks, $759 each, +$27,956 by 07:10 utc, +737%
every order has to pass 6 rules before Grok touches it:
1. liquidity over $40K
2. 1h volume over $50K
3. never buy mid-rocket
4. sells under 2x buys
5. two losses and the desk is out
6. never trade off a post
Opus 5.5 scanned 176 tokens overnight and dropped 106 of them
the 5 desks:
> Moustache, run by SCAN, +1,943%
> DESSA, run by QUANT, +875%
> ELIZABETH, run by VET, +793%
> GLITCH, run by JEV, +53%
> fone, run by SIZE, +18%
all 5 green. Moustache made $14,750 of the $27,956 by itself, more than half the night
the rule i trust most is number 3. it dropped OTC tonight bc the chart was already mid-rocket
would you let Moustache run another night or take the money off the table?
AI CREATORS ON X SELL ONE POST FOR $50 TO $400. I SCROLLED THE WHOLE CATALOGUE TO SEE WHAT EACH ONE GETS YOU
every card on celebex shows median views per post and the price of one ad:
> 10k views from $50
> 27k views from $80
> 56k views from $85
> 32k views from $300
> 13k views from $400
there's a fit for every budget. the cheaper cards give you wide reach for a big launch, the pricier ones give you a smaller crowd in one niche when you need the right people to see it
and the creator gets paid only after the post goes live
what would you charge for one post on your account?
How much does a Celebex creator make in a month?
We ran the math on 5 creators from our catalogue.
One ad a day. 30 days. Their lowest listed price.
@0xCodez: $21,000
@Argona0x: $9,000
@0x_fokki: $4,800
@hanakoxbt: $4,500
@LunarResearcher: $4,500
$43,800 a month across five accounts. And that's the cheapest service on their menu, not the full one.
Now flip it.
@Argona0x averages 32k views per post. Ads start at $300.
Under $10 per 1,000 views.
>> Launching an AI or Web3 product? We pick the creators, prep the content and report on every post.
DMs are open.
Creators: if your numbers look like this, the catalogue is open too.
AI CREATORS ON X SELL ONE POST FOR $50 TO $400. I SCROLLED THE WHOLE CATALOGUE TO SEE WHAT EACH ONE GETS YOU
every card on celebex shows median views per post and the price of one ad:
> 10k views from $50
> 27k views from $80
> 56k views from $85
> 32k views from $300
> 13k views from $400
there's a fit for every budget. the cheaper cards give you wide reach for a big launch, the pricier ones give you a smaller crowd in one niche when you need the right people to see it
and the creator gets paid only after the post goes live
what would you charge for one post on your account?
How much does a Celebex creator make in a month?
We ran the math on 5 creators from our catalogue.
One ad a day. 30 days. Their lowest listed price.
@0xCodez: $21,000
@Argona0x: $9,000
@0x_fokki: $4,800
@hanakoxbt: $4,500
@LunarResearcher: $4,500
$43,800 a month across five accounts. And that's the cheapest service on their menu, not the full one.
Now flip it.
@Argona0x averages 32k views per post. Ads start at $300.
Under $10 per 1,000 views.
>> Launching an AI or Web3 product? We pick the creators, prep the content and report on every post.
DMs are open.
Creators: if your numbers look like this, the catalogue is open too.
MY GROK BOT DOUBLED A $22,418 BANK OVERNIGHT ON ONE COIN. IT SOLD AT 7.31M AND THE TOP CAME AT 7.70M
day 7 on the desk. $22,418 to $48,506, +$26,088, x2.16
7 seats, 0 humans:
> CHIEF > makes the last pick
> SCAN > scans the tokens
> VET > checks liquidity depth
> QUANT > sets the dials
> SIZE > puts 93% of the bank on each ticket
> FILLS > gets in and out
> RISK > keeps the win/loss count
the rules on the board:
> one position at a time
> buy the floor, not the wick
> Jev picks, QUANT sizes
> fresh pool under 1h = skip
Jev passed on MONITOR, RHEA, PONKE, PRIORS and SI. STARTUPSI was the pick
the 5 tickets in utc, by market cap:
> 23:45 in at 4.21M, 00:25 out at 4.62M · +9.9%
> 01:15 in at 5.28M, 01:55 out at 6.47M · +22.6%
> 02:45 in at 5.45M, 03:25 out at 5.05M · -7.5%
> 05:20 in at 4.58M, 06:20 out at 6.72M · +46.6%
> 07:10 in at 6.13M, 07:50 out at 7.31M · +19.1%
4 wins, 1 loss. the bank crossed $40,000 at 06:18
startupSI kept running to 7.70M after the last sell. the desk was already out, and that's rule 2 doing its job
would you have held for the top or taken the 7.31M?
MY GROK BOT DOUBLED A $22,418 BANK OVERNIGHT ON ONE COIN. IT SOLD AT 7.31M AND THE TOP CAME AT 7.70M
day 7 on the desk. $22,418 to $48,506, +$26,088, x2.16
7 seats, 0 humans:
> CHIEF > makes the last pick
> SCAN > scans the tokens
> VET > checks liquidity depth
> QUANT > sets the dials
> SIZE > puts 93% of the bank on each ticket
> FILLS > gets in and out
> RISK > keeps the win/loss count
the rules on the board:
> one position at a time
> buy the floor, not the wick
> Jev picks, QUANT sizes
> fresh pool under 1h = skip
Jev passed on MONITOR, RHEA, PONKE, PRIORS and SI. STARTUPSI was the pick
the 5 tickets in utc, by market cap:
> 23:45 in at 4.21M, 00:25 out at 4.62M · +9.9%
> 01:15 in at 5.28M, 01:55 out at 6.47M · +22.6%
> 02:45 in at 5.45M, 03:25 out at 5.05M · -7.5%
> 05:20 in at 4.58M, 06:20 out at 6.72M · +46.6%
> 07:10 in at 6.13M, 07:50 out at 7.31M · +19.1%
4 wins, 1 loss. the bank crossed $40,000 at 06:18
startupSI kept running to 7.70M after the last sell. the desk was already out, and that's rule 2 doing its job
would you have held for the top or taken the 7.31M?
MY GROK BOT COPIED 8 WALLETS OVERNIGHT AND TURNED $170 INTO $2,154 BY 08:00. IT STILL LOST 37 TRADES ON THE WAY
the target for the night was $2,000. it closed at 100%, +$1,984, +1,167%
the setup on copyfomo:
> Grok watches 8 wallets ranked by 30 day profit
> they buy, it mirrors the buy in SOL
> they sell, it sells
> any trade over my risk cap gets skipped
> all 8 stay synced, lag in the log ran 112 to 357ms
what copying each wallet made me:
> #1 ExactTallTakin · +$436.48
> #2 OmakaseOnly · +$337.28
> #3 bystevenr · +$297.60
> #4 bigbabba · +$257.92
> #5 GenerationalF... · +$218.24
> #6 RareDualJay · +$178.56
> #7 pricedin · +$158.72
> #8 leo · +$99.20
125 trades resolved, 88 wins, 37 losses, 70% win rate. worst dip of the night was -11.8%
the ranking held all night. every wallet made me less than the one ranked above it, and leo at #8 made the least
the trade i like most is one it didn't take. OmakaseOnly went into $WEN with a size over my risk cap and Grok skipped it
one night is one night. 37 losses in 9 hours is what copy trading looks like even when it ends green
would you copy only the #1 wallet or spread it across all 8?
MY GROK BOT COPIED 8 WALLETS OVERNIGHT AND TURNED $170 INTO $2,154 BY 08:00. IT STILL LOST 37 TRADES ON THE WAY
the target for the night was $2,000. it closed at 100%, +$1,984, +1,167%
the setup on copyfomo:
> Grok watches 8 wallets ranked by 30 day profit
> they buy, it mirrors the buy in SOL
> they sell, it sells
> any trade over my risk cap gets skipped
> all 8 stay synced, lag in the log ran 112 to 357ms
what copying each wallet made me:
> #1 ExactTallTakin · +$436.48
> #2 OmakaseOnly · +$337.28
> #3 bystevenr · +$297.60
> #4 bigbabba · +$257.92
> #5 GenerationalF... · +$218.24
> #6 RareDualJay · +$178.56
> #7 pricedin · +$158.72
> #8 leo · +$99.20
125 trades resolved, 88 wins, 37 losses, 70% win rate. worst dip of the night was -11.8%
the ranking held all night. every wallet made me less than the one ranked above it, and leo at #8 made the least
the trade i like most is one it didn't take. OmakaseOnly went into $WEN with a size over my risk cap and Grok skipped it
one night is one night. 37 losses in 9 hours is what copy trading looks like even when it ends green
would you copy only the #1 wallet or spread it across all 8?
MY GROK BOT TOOK $17,600 TO $50,753 OVERNIGHT. 5 DESKS GOT THE SAME $3,520 EACH. ONE ENDED AT $19,487, ANOTHER AT $3,652
day 10 of my $100 to $100K run is done. the bar sits at 50.8%
every order has to pass 6 rules before Grok touches it:
1. liquidity over $40K
2. 1h volume over $50K
3. never buy mid-rocket
4. sells under 2x buys
5. two losses and the desk is out
6. never trade off a post
3 of the 6 changed since day 9. liquidity went from $12K to $40K, and the wallet and pool age checks got swapped for volume and sell pressure
Jev scanned 146 tokens overnight and dropped 83 of them
the 5 desks at 07:40 utc:
> PANGEA, run by SCAN, +453.62%
> KIMCHIBULL, run by QUANT, +270.51%
> COMPUTE, run by JEV, +185.80%
> BACKERS, run by SIZE, +28.14%
> Kimchi, run by VET, +3.75%
night closes at $50,753, +$33,152. all 5 desks green
same bank, same rules, same start, and a 5x gap between the top desk and the bottom one
PANGEA made $15,967 of the $33,152 on its own, almost half the night. without it this is a good night, not a crazy one
the rule i trust most is still number 6. it dropped CLAUDIA tonight bc the only signal was a post
for day 11, would you move Kimchi's money to PANGEA or keep the split even?
MY GROK BOT TOOK $17,600 TO $50,753 OVERNIGHT. 5 DESKS GOT THE SAME $3,520 EACH. ONE ENDED AT $19,487, ANOTHER AT $3,652
day 10 of my $100 to $100K run is done. the bar sits at 50.8%
every order has to pass 6 rules before Grok touches it:
1. liquidity over $40K
2. 1h volume over $50K
3. never buy mid-rocket
4. sells under 2x buys
5. two losses and the desk is out
6. never trade off a post
3 of the 6 changed since day 9. liquidity went from $12K to $40K, and the wallet and pool age checks got swapped for volume and sell pressure
Jev scanned 146 tokens overnight and dropped 83 of them
the 5 desks at 07:40 utc:
> PANGEA, run by SCAN, +453.62%
> KIMCHIBULL, run by QUANT, +270.51%
> COMPUTE, run by JEV, +185.80%
> BACKERS, run by SIZE, +28.14%
> Kimchi, run by VET, +3.75%
night closes at $50,753, +$33,152. all 5 desks green
same bank, same rules, same start, and a 5x gap between the top desk and the bottom one
PANGEA made $15,967 of the $33,152 on its own, almost half the night. without it this is a good night, not a crazy one
the rule i trust most is still number 6. it dropped CLAUDIA tonight bc the only signal was a post
for day 11, would you move Kimchi's money to PANGEA or keep the split even?
TAVUS RAISED $40M TO BUILD AI HUMANS. THEIR AI SALES GUY OPENS WITH "TAKE YOUR TIME"
meet cory, the sales PAL in their ai office. he closes "at his own pace"
most sales calls push you to sign before you hang up. cory doesn't push at all
would you buy from a salesman who never pushes?
TAVUS RAISED $40M TO BUILD AI HUMANS. THEIR AI SALES GUY OPENS WITH "TAKE YOUR TIME"
meet cory, the sales PAL in their ai office. he closes "at his own pace"
most sales calls push you to sign before you hang up. cory doesn't push at all
would you buy from a salesman who never pushes?









