@PrincessPeachey

i make the confluence editor at atlassian. part-time biochem student. full-time psoriatic arthritis sufferer. she/they 🏳️‍🌈

 melbourne
samipeachey.com.au
Joined April 2009
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"[You're] litterally better than Google" - @josh_batch Best endorsement ever.
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➡️ Bluesky time. Princesspeachey over there 👋
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Dancing Dan@DancingDanB6 Nov 2024
Dan Murphy’s opening hours
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The thing they don’t tell you about dating men is their intent to absolutely destroy your YouTube algorithm
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“What do you mean? A Marxist analysis of Shrek id making your algorithm *better*”
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Two years later and it’s now $7.50 for a minimum chips at this place!!
sami peachey 🍑@PrincessPeachey18 Oct 2022
$6 for a minimum chips is an absolute rort. what is albo doing to fix this
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SLUG@generalslug16 Oct 2024
this reply has been stuck on loop in my head for two days now
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we’ve had too much ted talk. time for ted listen
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saw a food delivery scooter pop a wheelie for at least 50m. put that shit in the olympics
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Traditional gender roles dictate that the man is the hunter of media for the woman to gather on the couch and consume
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soup 🤍@alorazei29 Sep 2024
the fact that i procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason i still procrastinate
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Begging discord to stop converting :( to 😦 instead of 😞 or 🙁
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Do the google photos and google drive apps suck for android users too or do they just do that to punish us apple havers
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Why must I solve an escape room just to be able to shower or wash my hands in an American bathroom
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More about WSSSSIPPI PONEATON
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pete@seegerism16 Aug 2024
me when my google maps ETA goes up 2 minutes: ah well. so much in this life is beyond my control 🤷‍♂️😌 ne when my google maps ETA goes down 2 minutes: no doubt due to my unprecedented skill behind the wheel
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Yeah thanks Siri I wonder why I do that
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god gives his hardest breakdances to his strongest rayguns
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if you say so mr tractor
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Tas Gunner@GunnerTas26 Jul 2024
What's the third most iconic man made structure in Australia? Sydney Opera House and Harbour Bridge top two obviously. There's like ten or more you could make an honest case for.
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