Becki

I spend a lot of time yelling at my own brain.

Oh hey Twitter

This has been the only thing I've tweeted in 2020. It may be the only thing I'll tweet in 2020. Lol

Off to another round of the game of life, where the money they take is gone immediately but the money you earn is subject to an eight-day waiting period

Hey @Friendlys I didn't want to complain at the understaffed takeout window but my peanut butter cup sundae ended up being ice cream with one sauce, no pb cup, no sprinkles... Not what was paid for. 😔

I didn't realize there was a Mashup of handmaid's tale and idiocracy but here we are living in it.

I want to be on the big screen too! #NXTLowell

But home is where the heart is, so your real home's in your chest.

All of the feels.

Middle-aged dude in a cardigan totally rocking out to electronica is kind of an amazing thing to see. Lol

"Nick from Boston" is probably having the best night of his entire life right now! #bostoncalling2018 #thekillers #somedudefromtheaudienceisdrumming

Is the work done yet? Better yet, am I independently wealthy yet?

Don't wanna. Can't make me. Gonna do it anyway. Fuck all.

*sits in my car in my parking lot after parking because I am too tired to move*

I WILL WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THE AVENGERS

Kinda want to bang my lyft driver.

Do phoenixes lay hardboiled eggs?

Both today and anxiety can eat a dick.

I'm always vaguely convinced I'm going to die every time I get in one of the elevators in my apartment building.

I just took my adderall and sudafed with espresso. I can taste the parts of speech. Green smells like flowers.

Guys I'm pretty sure I hate my neighbors