Prison Ainge

Texas keeps runnin’ its damn mouth about bein’ the real UT. Y’all got burnt orange, bullshit, and a great value Manning. We got Rocky Top, Neyland, and a whole damn Stadium full of pissed-off hillbillies ready to ruin your Saturday. Go Vols, fuck Texas

Georgia Tech football is what happens when a bunch of virgins try to engineer a gangbang—too many men in the wrong position, nobody scores, and one confused asshole keeps calling timeout.

Anybody excited about Furman coming to Neyland for 60 minutes of nonconsensual score fest. Their safe word is “run the clock.” I wonder if we will at least put a tarp over the body after this ass kicking.

Whoever was trying to hack my account can eat a bag of dicks with mustard, also go see my friends at @HDknoxville for sweet gear!

Just heard that @CollegeGameDay has selected their guest picker for this weekends game. It’s former Oklahoma Great @coachjoshheupel !!

These jell-o shots taste like i’m not working tomorrow.

Some dude named Morgan sprung me out. Anything going on tonight? Any body got contact info for Uncle Pey Pey? He likes to party on the low low

Pissy Pearl is my fav pearl

Two people named Wanny Dhite and Ponde Dlowmanjust bailed me out with a 1 way ticket to Indy. Anyone know how to reach a guy name Charlie Baker? I’ve got offer he can’t refuse

so @VandyFootball ready for our redemption ass whopping?

This is third down….

Neyland used to be hostile and loud. y’all pussies made it a social event. Go watch the game at Calhouns let the loud folks be loud

it’s ok to be loud on first down motherfuckers. this ain’t church

i l’d dick down Dolly

just ate a georgia peach in a porta jon

Hey @susanmariie why you sitting with loser. fuck that scrub.

Win or lose @GeorgiaFootball can eat a bag of ducks with mustard. Twice! All dawgs can go to fucking hell

Nico hasn’t throw as many Tennessee TDs as @UConnHuskies

B U.T. FUL!

I thought only @saracheeky1 liked rough D @UConnFootball