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@PrisonmitchOct 16

Muslims after getting a Tesla Roadster:

@elonmuskOct 16

Turns out the future does have flying cars

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“Benito, you see the new logo?!?”

Atlanta Falcons

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New PFP 👀

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Neighboring states right now:

Atlanta Falcons

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New PFP 👀

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Immigration when they show up to deport Ilhan Omar:

Ilhan Omar denies that she married her brother: "Not to my knowledge."

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Ilhan Omar denies that she married her brother: "Not to my knowledge."

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Stephen L. Miller

Ilhan Omar when hand picked friendly media asks her if she married her own brother to commit immigration fraud.

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Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) when asked by MS Now tonight if she married her brother: "Not to my knowledge."

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Immigration when they show up to deport Ilhan Omar:

Ilhan Omar denies that she married her brother: "Not to my knowledge."

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Replying to @visegrad24

When I showed up at the surprise bukkake

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𝔸ℙ𝕌𝕎𝔸𝔽𝔽𝔼ℕ-𝕊𝕊@apuwaffenss16h

Barber: "what kinda cut u want?" Him: बस मेरी ज़िंदगी तबाह कर दो

At a town hall in Westerville, Vivek Ramaswamy addressed a controversial ad featuring Amy Acton's estranged mother. nbc4i.co/4dOz6qL

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I have never met a person who uses Threads

JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads has surpassed X in monthly active users

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🤍permabulla🤍

“Strong”

Vivek Ramaswamy

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💪🏼 Strong

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Lone Star Liberty PAC

@LoneStar_PACOct 21

James talarico thinks SEX is the "most important topic that [kids] will learn about in school." He said this in a hearing on a bill to let parents opt their kids out. #TXsen

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Me after reporting to my wife my one fractional share of SPCX

BREAKING: Elon Musk's $SPCX reports $14.6 billion in revenue for Q3 2026 60% chance Tesla and SpaceX merge within the next year

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@PrisonmitchOct 21

Liberty bell about to drop an N bomb

@BurgerKingOct 20

A new reign begins tonight

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@PrisonmitchOct 21

Instead he trans’d into a sexy redhead

@valuetainmentOct 20

NEW: An 8-year-old boy let a black widow bite him, hoping to become Spider-Man.

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The incident took place in Bolivia in 2023. The boy recovered after treatment with antivenom. newsweek.com/boy-8-let-blac… mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

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Did it work?

@valuetainmentOct 20

NEW: An 8-year-old boy let a black widow bite him, hoping to become Spider-Man.

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The incident took place in Bolivia in 2023. The boy recovered after treatment with antivenom. newsweek.com/boy-8-let-blac… mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

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@PrisonmitchOct 20

So they won?

@Breaking911Oct 20

BREAKING: The WNBA told Congress that Enes Freedom and Royce White are ineligible to play in the league because they are men and only women are eligible to play in the WNBA.

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@PrisonmitchOct 20

I thought this was America.

R A W S A L E R T S

@rawsalertsOct 20

🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”

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🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🇮🇷🇨🇺Hollaria Briden, Esq.

@HollyBridenOct 20

“Itty bitty titties and a bowl cut. Itty bitty titties and a bowl cut.”

@PolymarketOct 20

JUST IN: North Korean media shuts down rumors of Kim Jong Un's death, releasing new images proving the Supreme Leader is healthy & fit.

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@apparentlysteveOct 19

Bo’s Bagels has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

🤖 Made with AI

NYC bagel shop forced to remove cartoon mascot after influencer calls it 'blackface' trib.al/beZO71F

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You misspelled “funnier”

evan loves worf

@esjesjesjOct 19

This is worse than looting by a huge amount

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