Attorney, elder emo, cat mom, keeper of ducks, moderate. Indycar Plus One. Big college football fan. SC Native ➡️ Midwest Princess 👑

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Pat McAfee thinking he’s important enough to get assassinated is much funnier than anytime he’s taken his shirt off
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Pat McAfee after a group of college kids jokingly tell him to keep his shirt on …
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Imagine being so unlikeable (Vivek Ramaswamy) that your own 8th grade teacher protests you
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CLEMSON - stat of the year contender🚨 The only team whose D/ST is outscoring their Offense
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Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.
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"We're fixin' to fix it," and nothing was fixed 🤗
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Turn on @CollegeGameDay and the first thing I see is a shirtless Pat McAfee hugging Nick Saban. So once again, as a very aggressive and not at all friendly reminder:
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Babe wake up, They clarified their previous comment
Wake up babe, new excuse for being mid from Texas just dropped
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Wake up babe, new excuse for being mid from Texas just dropped
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Falcons better not get any ideas
The #Bears will give out fake mustaches to all fans Thursday night ahead of their game vs. the #Patriots as part of their plan to honor former player and coach Mike Ditka, who died earlier this month, per @SunTimes. Tonight is Chicago’s first home game since Ditka's passing.
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NASCAR? Nah, that's VAXXCAR baby!!!! I'm seated, let's go racing boys 😂
#NASCAR... Kroger Health and Nuvaxovid (COVID-19 Vaccine, Adjuvanted) will sponsor Bubba Wallace and the No. 23 Toyota Camry XSE this weekend at Talladega. 📸: NASCAR Paint Scheme Preview
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Get a trust. There's a 5-year look back period. Put it in a trust. I know only about 50 people view my tweets on any given day, but here's my free legal advice as an attorney barred in three jurisdictions: put it in a trust today. Tomorrow is too late.
My coworker's mother passed away last November. She left her modest $190,000 house to him clear and free, no mortgage, completely paid off after thirty years of factory work. He moved into the home in January to finally settle the estate. Two weeks ago, a letter arrived from the state Medicaid estate recovery office. Because his mother spent four months in a rehabilitation facility before she passed, the state quietly slapped a retroactive $114,000 lien against the property title. He called the state health department, frantic, asking how a hospital stay could bankrupt an inherited home that had no mortgage balance. The caseworker sighed and told him: "Federal law requires state programs to claw back healthcare costs from deceased estates. The house cannot be sold or transferred until the balance is cleared in full." He offered to pay a monthly settlement. They said no. The full $114,000 is due in 60 days, or they foreclose on the property at a public auction. A lifetime of working-class savings, wiped out overnight by a retroactive healthcare lien. You don't own generational wealth. You're just holding a property title until the state finds a legal mechanism to repossess it the moment you die.
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You know what weird millionaire vampire man, I appreciate that your special interest in your girlfriend’s pussy is probably going to lead to some of the only funded research of the female reproductive system in decades if not centuries.
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
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I'm sick for IU right now. Marsh is gonna be beating himself up for that for the rest of his collegiate career 🥲
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Going on ESPN and shoving it right to them about how bad this is is grade A work and I salute you 🫡
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The thing about 24 that bothers me most is… Who is this for? It’s not because TV was begging for it. ESPN had to be convinced. It’s not for a boatload of new cash. Losing conf champ games is gonna make this a minimal gain. It’s not because the 22nd team has any shot at a natty. It doesn’t. It’s certainly not done with the health, safety, or academic success of the players in mind since they don’t even get a say in this. It’s entirely to appease the people donating the money that keeps a financially irresponsible business model afloat. It’s discounting success so schools can say “look what your donation bought.” It’s an industry hellbent on treating investors and bosses as the customer, and customers as an infinite resource that will keep coming back no matter what.
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This hacker news thread is absolutely heart-breaking. Whoever thinks “humans will find a way” ought I read it.
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"Are you taking advantage of your employer 401k match" UH the employer should be taking advantage of my offer not to release sixty live frogs into the ventilation shaft
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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