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MASL insider. Birds, reptiles, baseball. he/him

Oceanside, CA
Joined October 2016
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🚨 BOZO ALERT 🚨
hot take but california weather lowkey sucks, can’t believe people actually grew up without watching the passage of time unfold around them through season makes time stand still, and not in a good way
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If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team. "He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that." Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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chiefs special teams room
The #Chiefs' current special teams unit: • Kicker: Harrison Butker • Practice Squad Kicker: Justin Tucker • Punter: Matt Araiza • Long Snapper: James Winchester
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White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress
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Most valid scenario for this gif
Harry Kane not signing for Manchester United in 2023
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commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Was the bird dead?
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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Hila Klein to the kids:
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I don’t understand why Milwaukee doesn’t lose a challenge there. They were wrong about the play at second, that should cost them a challenge.
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AI angel Bob Uecker poster between ads for “prediction markets”.
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Someone’s dumb fucking boomer grandparents saw that AI Houdini Fox Nation commercial and think it’s the most amazing thing they’ve ever seen
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the greatest goal scoring season by a teenager in @NWSL history belongs to Mel B ✨
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🗣️: “What are we doing about data centers?” I’ve signed an executive order temporarily stopping new data centers in San Diego. It’s imperative that we have the opportunity to put clear rules in place before we allow any of them in our city. #ForAllofUs
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Nick Martinez will look to set the tone for the Rays in #WorldSeries Game 1!
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JACK LOWDEN HEADS RISE UP
Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor are among the actors in the mix to be the next James Bond. They are currently doing final auditions. (Source: Deadline)
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