@ProfessorBossco

Life is not a drab endurance test. It is a tapestry of pregnant moments bursting with possibility that we are compelled to suck the marrow from.

Joined September 2011
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Larry the Cat
@Number10cat24 Oct 2022
To the best of my knowledge Rishi Sunak will be the first Prime Minister who can magically change the colour of ring binders…
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Say NO to BoJo #UKPM
It feels like being in a country run by people who have been knocked out in the first round of Britains Got Talent. #ElectionNow
If so many Tory MPs are disillusioned with the Conservative Party then why don’t they leave it and join a different party or stand as an independent?
Congratulations to the Lettuce and the anti-growth coalition #trussspeech
Rossco Bossco retweeted
michael mezz
@michaelmezz18 Oct 2022
listen to her explain the Van Gogh soup protest. she’s got a point, no?
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McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling xitter.cf/fasc1nate/status/15784…
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I don’t know about everyone else but when I think of Liz Truss I think about growths.
I wonder if, when people in a tropical paradise boot into Windows, they are confronted with an image of a brutalist council estate in England on a rainy day?
Why isn’t energy charged the same way tax is so that people who use the most pay more per unit? That would be an incentive for everyone to use less energy and minimise the impact to low income households. #EnergyPrices
Went to visit my home town of Southend on Sea. Looks idilic but if you zoom in you’ll see an ominous brown scum on the water. “Is that sewage?” My wife asked. “Oh no” I replied “they don’t do that anymore.” Turns out they do. #ToryScum
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GREAT NEWS My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing. Thank you.
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Hearing that Johnson is getting booed and heckled by British holidaymakers on his Greek trip has cheered me up no end. It will not get shown in the UK of course but Italian TV just now had a British man shouting, "Get back to work you fat ponce"
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In two weeks I'll be launching my new novel at the wonderful @GoldenHareBooks in Edinburgh. Tickets available here goldenharebooks.com/products… @EdinCityofLit @scottishbktrust @CreativeScots
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This is a #dontlookup moment bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-6…
Mayflies transform from Larvae, mature, mate, lay their eggs and die all within a 24 hour period. That’s the same lifespan as the average lightning cable.
Twitter used to be fun, informative and about people trying to help other people. Now it’s just a forum for people who disagree with each other to publicly disagree with each other. When are you going to realise how boring you all are? #maketwittergreatagain
I can’t help wondering…who are the Octonauts paid by?
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Boris Johnson’s hair looks like something that someone might bring into the repair shop #therepairshop #PMQs
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