@ProficFicus

26🌳 | Bo/ludo | Kinder IT teacher | Expert at avoiding responsibilities. Defender of Fiction. Interact at your own risk. 💊🔪

 Rosario, Argentina | DMs Open
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Joined October 2023
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TheMastor 🇦🇷@One_MastorOct 26
Amable recordatorio de que en Francia hubieron zoologicos humanos hasta hace 50 años. En Argentina nunca hubieron.
𝔚𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔬𝔫 🇧🇷@Noham552882Oct 25
Les Argentins quand on leur demande de choisir entre H*tler et Messi
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Aromat 🇷🇺
@Aromat8647h
Deltarune fans when they see the manliest and whitest Kris in official album.
Aromat 🇷🇺
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You have the chance to no publish on steam. If you don't wanna publish on steam, you can just not publish on steam and not pay them 30%. If you don't want to pay, just don't fucking use their very optional service. It's not THAT fucking hard, man.
Rising Sun Interactive
@RisingSunInt_11h
Disagree with Sweeney all you want, but here’s my reality: Steam takes 30%, then US withholding takes 30% of my remaining share on US sales. I’m left with 49% before covering development costs. I fund the game and take the risk, yet more than half is already gone. Feels like getting robbed, tbh.
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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
@dyingscribe12h
This is what happens when your whole team isn’t a coalition of old situationships
Trakas
@BIG_TRAKASOct 26
Toph pulling off the reverse avalanche was COLD. 🥶 Aang doing a 360 to airbend a BOMB blast, Katara bending a whole fucking lake, and Sokka.
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Después los autoritarios son los otros...
Agustín Antonetti
@agusantonetti11h
🇧🇷‼️| AHORA — El Partido de Lula da Silva sube un posteo diciendo que se vienen más arrestos a opositores en las próximas horas. En este caso al Senador Deltan Dallagnol. Es muy grave lo que está viviendo en Brasil, probablemente encarcelarán a todos los opositores.
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Entonces que no vengan a estudiar acá si tienen la misma oportunidad en Brasil loco.
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@Pampa139Oct 27
Puff… te pone la piel de gallina. Qué presidente que tienen, hermanos. Los felicito.
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She had the exact opposite character arc to W Eren's Where she was introduced as an indoctrinated soldier hateful of her own kind and convinced her oppressors were better and got proved wrong, Eren was introduced as a naive freedom loving kid and also got proved wrong.
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That's the main difference. An Eldian Marleyan in the island got un-indoctrinated and proven her hateful views Abt her kin were wrong and a Paradisian on Marley got radicalized seeing that even Marleyan Eldians were against them just existing in peace. Anyways, Eren was right.
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see@seesb916h
She's exactly what Eren Yeager was, but she's only hated because she's a girl.
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A ficus blocks your path. How will you proceed?
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Ficus shaped tree (tree) Pot with da dirt (with da dirt) His whole world hanging from a shelf He's hit the floor, became a log. He'll explode ode ode ode ode ode ode ode ode
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College Dropout Lula da Silva@naotaosobrioOct 26
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"live in peace and respect the rules of the country that welcomes us" There's a whole continent showing that integration is impossible with a parasitic culture that strives off conflict and division.
Abdll
@abdoull997Oct 26
Les japonais sincèrement qu'est-ce qui vous gêne chez les musulmans ? La plupart d'entre nous veulent simplement vivre en paix et dans le respect des règles du pays qui les accueille.
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Da fig is clean
X Open Source
@XOpenSourceSep 24
By popular request, a new, easier way to see Under The Hood. (You can still download a JSON file, too.) See your report at xitter.cf/i/jf/under_the_hood
Screenshot of X's Under The Hood view at https://x.com/i/jf/under_the_hood

ALT Screenshot of X's Under The Hood view at https://x.com/i/jf/under_the_hood

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Zoom fans will argue that the sun and the moon are the same size and that both spin around the Earth.
Cpt StabFellow@NinjaGamesYtOct 26
Larper: "Frieza without trying" "without trying" 😂🤣 *actual size of the sphere he threw*
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*Soon opm
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Lux! (Misanthropic Empath)@God_damn_it_LuxOct 27
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Lux! (Misanthropic Empath)@God_damn_it_LuxOct 26
>thinks the government wants to kill its citizens >consistently votes for the government to have more power over the economy pick a lane you fucking tool
Proxy@OmniProxyXOct 23
Replying to @goonernigga6969 @RealEvanDoThin1
Insufferable media
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Dr. Simon
@goddekOct 26
>be Lula >get convicted of corruption >get sentenced to 12 years >get released by the STF on procedural errors >never actually acquitted lmao >beat Jair Bolsonaro in 2022 >Jair gets thrown into jail over an alleged coup attempt >Congress votes to cut his sentence >Lula vetoes it >four years later, face his son >during a debate, threaten to also lock him up if he loses the election >election day >former private lawyer, now STF judge, extends voting by 2 hours nationwide >request came from Lula's own coalition >win by 4 million votes in a runoff with no paper trail >next day, Moraes orders the losing candidate to surrender his passports >victory speech: "we're going to regulate social media" >"democracy" lmao >RIP Brazil
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Sparky 💊🔪@Sparkpoodle1Oct 26
quite literally the best jak to explain all of the problems with Latin America
Darki_Lighti 🇭🇷🕯@Dark1L2Oct 26
Both horrible contries with high crime statistics as they are cartel controlled hellholes.
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