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Joined February 2026
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💡 America normalized “pay our employees for us” through tipping culture 😭 Meanwhile Japan considers tipping awkward because good service is already expected 💀💡
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If excuses paid salaries, some people would be billionaires.
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Me to my problems
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Me, while my friends are bursting crackers outside!
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Every morning I choose peace. Then I open social media.
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If stupidity was a profession, LinkedIn would collapse.
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Indian parents don't need Google. They already know everything.
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Every influencer has a secret. The secret is selling you something.
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The real test of adulthood is surviving Diwali without gaining 4 kilos and a new credit card bill.
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Relationships now have more terms and conditions than home loans.
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Everyone has a price. Mine is currently negotiating with inflation.
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I only say Hi to Hi-Quality!
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On Diwali day! Ilaka bhi mera, Dhamaka bhi mera 🧨
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On Diwali day! Ilaka bhi mera, Dhamaka bhi mera 🧨
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I only say Hi to Hi-Quality!
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Everyone has a price. Mine is currently negotiating with inflation.
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Relationships now have more terms and conditions than home loans.
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Replying to @Proftubelight
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The real test of adulthood is surviving Diwali without gaining 4 kilos and a new credit card bill.
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Every influencer has a secret. The secret is selling you something.
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Indian parents don't need Google. They already know everything.
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