Sneezed in class on purpose so I could farm bless you’s before my exam

I’m moved Twolves FC where do i sign up 😂💕

talking stage from last summer just posted ultra sound pics on the gram and tagged me

was holding a baby and he started pointing at my man boobs asking for milk

mistaked indian ting for pakistani and ended up blocked

went through her phone and saw Pizza Hut texting her “wyd”

did the “studying until i get hit on” trend and I turned into a genius

homeboy put me in a headlock to impress the 2 man

Let go of her hand @sloth2avedearth

Kill nachos btw im deleting this acc. none of u interact anymore so it's finally time i say bye. twitter isn’t the same anymore im sorry bc im so sick of this but first of all why are u still reading this? r u ok? do u like me? do u want me to kiss u?

fiance just told me she wanted to “fairwell fuck” her ex before we get married

Called out of work because i got imprisoned but they bailed me out

Girl got pregnant but I forgot to tell her im infertile

someone asked if me and my hg were a couple and instead of just laughing it off she said “i’d never date that ugly monster”

posted my media a month ago and mfs are still using it

got a porn cameraman job and saw my girl on set the first day

THANK YOU FOR 900 FAMILY 🩷

Became an uber driver to make extra cash and I dropped a dude off at my girl house