Mr Self Destruct

"Alfredo was a little hazy, he'd been drinking with a couple buddies of his and he was having a great time, talking about a bunch of things, from music to automotive, even to other topics like space (which he didn't really understand all too much). He was smaller than both of them, his two furry friends, being Vargas, a planet restabilizer who restructures planets who have fallen due to virus outbreaks, fallen governments, apocalyptic events, etc. Icarus, A rich Connoisseur who tends to collect things from rock memorabilia, to rare and exclusive vehicles. Vargas dwarfs Icarus' occupation, by A LOT. But they are really good friends, due to him meeting Vargas at a Mass Auction, and Vargas really liking earthling merchandise. Alfredo was mechanic for a dealership, he's usually swapping out engines and other things day to day. How he met Vargas and Icarus, he doesn't even know how or why, it was merely through circumstance. He met Vargas by accidently wondering into the wrong area, Vargas was towering over him, but Vargas was extremely nice, even getting to small chit chat with each other. Icarus was even stranger, Alfredo loves Megadeth, to the point he collects old things from the band from time to time. Funnily that's where he met Icarus, searching for the same things... Icarus would invite Alfredo to his house and wouldn't stop yapping about rock music and bands he loves, even some new bands he's found interesting. Alfredo never minded.... especially with Icarus surrounding him with his socks, that's what did the trick... And what led up to this... As they spoke, Alfredo got sorta knocked out... Icarus thought of a cute idea, smush him between each others socks... Alfredo woke up super confused but realized almost immediately with the powerful smells that came off of both of their pairs. Was really cool to have friends like this... really.... really cooooool..... " (Comm for @Protoctagon)