Joined May 2020
- Tweets1.3K
- Following30
- Followers61
- Likes6.5K
Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle retweeted
I’d rather get a pap smear from Edward Scissor hands than watch any second of the inauguration.
Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle retweeted
There are now thousands of disgruntled MAGAs in D.C. who are angry they're not allowed inside the Capitol. What could go wrong?
When your 3YO nephew loves The Nutcracker, especially when the Mouse King is vanquished, but when people ask what his favorite part was he just says, “The killing.”
13
Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle retweeted
Trump has threatened to invade Greenland, Panama, Mexico, Canada, and more—and he’s not even president yet. Sit down.
Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle retweeted
Wait, the composer on Heretic is named Crispy Bacon?
ALT Wikipedia info bar on Heretic (2024)
ALT Wikipedia page for composer Christian Paul Bacon
Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle retweeted
Anyone else notice that black women with Harvard degrees and 20 years of experience are called “DEI” hires but some random guy on Fox News is expertly qualified to run the Department of Defense?
It’s almost like Republicans are just racist.
Michelle Obama is not planning on attending Donald Trump’s inauguration, which means she will have missed 2 high profile funerals recently:
Jimmy Carter’s and the nation’s.
1
30
“I just bought this sweater with the cutest shorebird stitched on the back.”
“Plover?”
“No, cardigan.”
#LunchPun
5
31
At 100 years old, Jimmy Carter had outlived all previous deceased presidents when he passed away.
Proving that nice guys do, indeed, finish last.
1
17
Today the nation will certify the presidential election for a man who is clearly certifiable.
#certificationday
20
Finally he can no longer be known as Macaulay Culkin’s brother, but rather Macaulay Culkin’s brother, Golden Globe winner!
#GoldenGlobes
2
430
Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle retweeted
PEOPLE AREN’T LEAVING CHRISTIANITY because they have stopped believing the teachings of Jesus.
PEOPLE LEAVE CHRISTIANITY because they believe so strongly in Jesus’ teachings that they can’t remain a part of a people or church that not longer models them.
When asked if he would bring grocery prices down as he promised in his 2024 campaign, Donald Trump said, “It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard.”
Which is something he’s probably never said to any of his wives.
21
