@Punit_Pania

Stand-up comic, writer, producer, life-coach-in-denial Enquiries: [email protected]

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Joined June 2010
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New stand-up video is live: youtu.be/j65eZdN5ypU The greatest myth about the middle class in India is that it exists. My longest video yet, this one has been more than 2 years in the making Watch | Ponder | Share
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NCR shows on this historic weekend. Gurgaon, Sat, New Jokes Old Tricks: in.bookmyshow.com/events/new… Noida, Sun, Guilty Bystander: in.bookmyshow.com/events/no-… Hauz Khas, Sun, Live in Delhi: in.bookmyshow.com/events/pun…
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Abhi sirf sapno main ads aana baaki hai, Elon us pe bhi kaam kar hi raha hai...
Indian Tech & Infra
@IndianTechGuide12h
🚨 Mumbai to get floating advertising barges and hoardings at waterfront sites across the city.
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Even after 12 yrs of relentless vikas, all our mantris have to advertise on our behalf is slavery.
Shashank Mattoo
@MattooShashank22h
“Indians want to work hard. Nobody in India will tell you it’s five o’clock. And certainly no Indian will ever remind you it’s the weekend,” jokes Commerce Minister Goyal with Dutch business leaders
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Request to please let @ITBP_official defend Arunachal Pradesh where the country needs them the most, nagrik kisi aur se bhi dande kha sakte hain.
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Orwell would be proud and mortified at the same time.
Press Trust of India
@PTI_NewsOct 23
VIDEO | Delhi: Prime Minister Narendra Modi interacts with holographic avatar of Swami Chinmayananda Saraswati at Chinmaya Amrit Mahotsav Global Sammelan in New Delhi. (Source: PM Modi YT) (Full video available on PTI Videos - ptivideos.com)
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'Foreign Funding' bolne waale har tote ki gaand main ye news daalo.
TIMES NOW
@TimesNowOct 23
Breaking || Delhi Court extends relief to US mercenary Matthew VanDyke, allowing him to return to the US. ➤ NIA counsel says 'no objection on return' ➤ NIA counsel: Can be allowed to appear virtually ➤ Default bail to VanDyke extended till February 24 ➤ Liberty granted after NIA submissions
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First and last time in Vadodara tonight, 2 shows.
Punit Pania@Punit_PaniaOct 21
Vadodara, 2nd show added this Sat: in.bookmyshow.com/events/pun… This will be the first and the last time I am performing 'Fresh Violence' in Vadodara Aavjo 🍉
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It's a clearance sale and the entire country is under the hammer.
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Will the real Gen Z please stand up?
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Future Bollywood dialogue, "Tumhe sharam nahi aayi itni neech aur ghinoni harkat karte hue? Chee!! Tum Governor ban na chahte ho kya?"
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Last time in Ahmedabad this Sunday: in.bookmyshow.com/events/no-… Also, first and last time in Vadodara this Sat and Noida next Sunday, same link. If I keep doing this show I'll get tempted to add to it but in the end, any work of art is never finished, it has to be abandoned ❤️‍🩹
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Please don't share this with everyone you know 🙏
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India, an ancient mythical land where convicted gangsters take more responsibility than elected politicians.
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Few more releases by DoJ and bhakts will start putting up banners, 'Ekkach Chhaava, Epstein Bhava 👊' ⚡
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Why do all govt accounts sound like the IT Cell? Petty, combative, gaslighting and childish.
Ministry of Electronics & IT
@GoI_MeitYOct 21
Replying to @GoI_MeitY
However, some social media accounts are indulging in fear mongering about the impact of this incident. The facts of the case are as follows: eMudhra operates in two distinct areas:
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After making the entire country dance around for KYCs and SIRs their security keys are 4 and 56. Never has such dizzyingly high incompetence married zero accountability on such a large scale. Motherland for a reason ⚡
Sandeep Srinivasa
@sandeepssrinOct 22
eMudhra is so bad that Cloudflare CEO had to tweet and release advisory.
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They keep saying Regime Change. The Regime:
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Does this mean Shri. Hardeep Puri will also become Governor now?
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Vadodara, 2nd show added this Sat: in.bookmyshow.com/events/pun… This will be the first and the last time I am performing 'Fresh Violence' in Vadodara Aavjo 🍉
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YT Live tonight: youtube.com/live/62ztczfgoho @kuchbhinehta and I discuss protests around the world and why they are all anti national even though their own leaders don't say so.
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