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Hot takes on current events and computer science, served fresh, whenever I briefly forget this website is awful now. Not Philip J. Fry

On a Hellmouth
Joined April 2008
yeah And i don't just go and `echo "eval $(random-brew-package init)" >> .zshrc` fucking everywhere i go so i guess im Old now.
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Upcoming Onion headline: Entire Cupboard Applauds, Defends Dawn Jeffe's Hardline Order Mandating Jeffe Beg PutaiΕ„ to Repeatedly Stomp On Jeffe In Cleats: "Reds Deserve Toughest Doormat, Piss Rug We Have"
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Teacup of War hastened to add: "Piss Rug Especially Porous in What Sure to be It Final Year. Like Pumice, Which Everyone Hate". Pressed on Whether Cleats Even Feel Pumice, Teacup of War Presses Charges Accusing Reporter of Seditious Treason
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I see that this tweet couplet needs some decoding: cupboard: cabinet dawn: homophone of Don jeffe: "boss" en espanol (i.e., boss Don) teacup: secretary ok idk why i thought that'd ultimately help
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I know there's basically a 0% chance I'll hear @BriannaWu's thoughts on what possible justification there would be for allowing children, many of whom are actually *not* terrorists, to suffer and die from the ravages of polio en masse, but let's be real, I'm Philip J. Fry here
Replying to @BriannaWu
Kids in Gaza are getting polio, after over a century of humanity being rid of it, because Ntnyhu was firing on the MSF volunteers trying to distribute the vaccine. Fucking polio, Brianna. But sure, *my* morals & conclusions about healthcare, foreign policy & civil rights r bad.
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I love that she indeed gave No Shits about this fact & ended up blocking me over misgendering a nonbinary person, as I was calling out the blatant scaremongering she was engaging in by accusing this nonbinary person of going to a women's spa, *expressly* to flash its patrons.
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Brianna Wu demonstrating that even trans women can be TERFs is hella one of my top 10 whylights of 2026 ("whylight": A highlight whose notability stems entirely [or overwhelmingly] from the utterly bizarre circumstances by which it came to be)
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And then I come to find brew packages now have `fun() { export PATH=$(eval rbp --more-of-my-uninvited-parasitic-bullshit):$PATH` } ; fun()' in their init scripts, so i guess my basic attempts at defending my `$HOME` are also useless
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tbh I probably should not keep these particular packages on my machine. They seem like (β€’_β€’) ( β€’_β€’)>βŒβ– -β–  (βŒβ– _β– ) Formulae for disaster
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Apparently @Safeway has gone all-paper bags... And apparently they were getting a lot of complaints about the handles breaking since they made that change... Their fix is quite possibly the most sociopathic move they could've made. No more handles! Good luck carrying 3 home!
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I cannot describe how completely regressive and stupid @Safeway's decision was. Last night I bought a couple of glass water bottles, two boxes of cereal, potato chips, ice cream, and a gallon of milk. Three bags. I needed to call an Uber. it added 20% to the overall cost.
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The only way someone could've thought this was the answer is if they have only ever used a car or a delivery option to buy their groceries. Like, if that would've solved the problem… doncha think people would've just started carrying the bags by their undersides?
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Vendor. Your. CI/CD pipeline.
New supply chain attack this time for npm axios, the most popular HTTP client library with 300M weekly downloads. Scanning my system I found a use imported from googleworkspace/cli from a few days ago when I was experimenting with gmail/gcal cli. The installed version (luckily) resolved to an unaffected 1.13.5, but the project dependency is not pinned, meaning that if I did this earlier today the code would have resolved to latest and I'd be pwned. It's possible to personally defend against these to some extent with local settings e.g. release-age constraints, or containers or etc, but I think ultimately the defaults of package management projects (pip, npm etc) have to change so that a single infection (usually luckily fairly temporary in nature due to security scanning) does not spread through users at random and at scale via unpinned dependencies. More comprehensive article: stepsecurity.io/blog/axios-c…
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If you're holding a gala and giving it the theme "18 and Thriving" then it had better be either *deeply* ironic or ****deeply**** rooted in some doctor giving you a life expectancy of 8.
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Every day, I get more and more excited for the moment when @karpathy accidentally makes that same discovery OpenAI made all the way back in Oh-We-Didn't-Know-How-Good-We-Had-It 2016 openai.com/index/faulty-rewa…
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Well Twitter says I can't be horny on here anymore so i guess im back to writing tweets that nobody ever reads but end up being pure πŸ”₯ when it turns out I Was Right All Along But Now It's Too Late To Do Anything About It
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