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Hoag’s Puppet Telegrams

@PuppetTelegrams

My name is Hoag and I make personalized puppet telegrams. The perfect gift idea for anyone, any occasion. Spread a smile today!

 Austin, TX
puppettelegrams.com
Joined July 2020
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Back to school telegrams for the kiddos just $9! Order via link in bio. (puppettelegrams.com)
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Megan Hart@MeganHart33333313 Jun 2022
Whoa! Just heard Ricky Gervais is playing Jonathan Davis in the upcoming Korn biopic!!! #RickyGervais
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Lindsay Patterson@_lindsayp6 May 2021
Get your mom a last minute Mother's Day gift she won't forget - a loving video from a funny puppet from our friends at @PuppetTelegrams!
Hoag’s Puppet Telegrams (@PuppetTelegrams) profile pictureHoag’s Puppet Telegrams@PuppetTelegrams6 May 2021
Mothers Day alert! You have one more day to make it happen for mom. We’ve got you covered. And in honor of my 311 soundsystem shirt, here’s a coupon for $5 off: SOUNDSYSTEM. @pnut @NickHexum you guys can have one for free for all the love over the years.
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Mothers Day alert! You have one more day to make it happen for mom. We’ve got you covered. And in honor of my 311 soundsystem shirt, here’s a coupon for $5 off: SOUNDSYSTEM. @pnut @NickHexum you guys can have one for free for all the love over the years.
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Valentine’s Day “Love-Grams” now available! Get your orders in soon. puppetelegrams.com
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Daaang, this door is really playing out 🎺
Nicholas Mancusi (@NicholasMancusi) profile pictureNicholas Mancusi@NicholasMancusi10 Jan 2021
Don’t say you like jazz unless you know who played this solo.
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Vitali sees snow for the first time! Suspicion and confusion ensue... 🎁 Order a Christmas Gram from Vitali at puppettelegrams.com
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What’s better than a Christmas card? A Puppet Telegram from a little blue monster dressed as Santa. He can deliver heartfelt messages to friends and family in a stilted, halting cadence, and he can even sing carols very poorly and butcher the lyrics. How’s that for a pitch??
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We’ve done some fun things with @TumbleCast and can attest to this glowing review of their podcast!
Tumble Science Podcast for Kids (@TumbleCast) profile pictureTumble Science Podcast for Kids@TumbleCast18 Nov 2020
🎉🎉🎉We're thrilled with this glowing review from New Scientist. It's great not only to receive recognition for doing something essential for science education, but also for our great poop jokes. 💩💩 newscientist.com/article/mg2…
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I’m going to throw my damn coffee table out the window and just not really worry about the consequences, who needs that thing anyway #311StreamSystem
Nick Hexum (@NickHexum) profile pictureNick Hexum@NickHexum11 Nov 2020
Rock out with us tmrw night! Move the coffee table, turn it up & post pix & vids of your crew jamming, using #311StreamSystem
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You look at home with the Boys!
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Kevin Curtin (@Playback_Austin) profile pictureKevin Curtin@Playback_Austin18 Oct 2020
Anyone else get so excited to have an actual face-to-face conversation in 2020 that you just start RAMBLING, but the other person's just as desperate?
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Our Candy Correspondent, Wingo the Bat, reviews “Nestle Crunch”... “It’s a good crunch. A solid crunch. More of a crisp then a crunch. I tell you what would add that extra crunch factor though...some crickets. Crickets would be nice. Crickets would be real nice.” #halloween
Boo-Grams! Now available this Halloween season. Wingo here with the pitch. Get to spookin’ somebody with these horrifyingly hilarious Boo Grams, custom made for your recipient. 🎃
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Tumble Science Podcast for Kids@TumbleCast8 Oct 2020
Our October Patreon Pledge Drive is still going strong! Thanks so much to everyone who has pledged to support Tumble on Patreon at the $10 level already, and I hope you enjoy your puppet telegram from @PuppetTelegrams! Go pledge NOW at buff.ly/2v9fvyn!
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It’s almost time to send your Boo-Grams out, people!
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This just in from Wingo the Bat: “I unlocked one over here, too: Collab with funny humans that do a science podcast for kids!”
Lindsay Patterson (@_lindsayp) profile pictureLindsay Patterson@_lindsayp7 Oct 2020
Life goal unlocked: Collab with a puppet
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Lindsay, I have a feeling you’d really click with Vitali. Have your people call his people!
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Lindsay Patterson (@_lindsayp) profile pictureLindsay Patterson@_lindsayp7 Oct 2020
Replying to @_lindsayp
The only downside is that I'm jealous of the chemistry @mescamilla1980 shares with Wingo the Bat
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Tumble Science Podcast for Kids@TumbleCast6 Oct 2020
Patreon membership drive!!! All October, every new $10 patron on our Patreon will receive, in addition to all the other awesome stuff you get at that level, a FREE PUPPET TELEGRAM from @PuppetTelegrams!! Marshall discusses it with Wingo the bat! 🦇 🦇
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What’s Wingo the Bat listening to? His debut appearance on the @TumbleCast Science Podcast for Kids! Check him out on the new season. The podcast is available everywhere. #podcast #PodcastRecommendations #kidsactivities #education
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Use coupon code “TEACHERS” to get 50% off a Teacher Telegram today at puppettelegrams.com
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