Brian Schuler

“Dad...did you bring a saw!!?” 🪚🎄😳

"Look at it." Ellen: "It really is beautiful, Clark." "It's something else, huh, Russ?" Russ: "Yeah, Dad." "Isn't it a beaut, Audrey?" Ellen: "She'll see it later, honey. Her eyes are frozen." 🥶🥶

"The Griswold Family Christmas Tree!" 🥳🎄🙌🏻

Audrey: "My toes are numb...I can't feel my legs...Mom, I can't feel my hips!!" Ellen: "Clark." "Yes, honey?" Ellen: "Audrey's frozen from the waist down." "That's all part of the experience, honey."

"They invented them Russ, because people forgot how to have a fun, old-fashioned family Christmas, and are satisfied with scrawny, dead, overpriced trees that have no special meaning!!!"🎄❄😕❄🎄

Ellen: "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!"

Audrey: "Come on, you guys, don't fight." "For chrissake, I didn't do this on purpose!" Ellen: "Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does."

Honey, please! I'll do the driving, okay? Will you just take it easy, Ellen? I'm in complete control...

Clark: "Okay. That's enough of that. Speaking of trees, kids, can one of you tell me what the first tree displayed at the White House was?" Russ: