Pure Roy Quotes

“I've got my kids (tattooed) on my right arm: Shannon, Caragh, Aidan and Leah… The wife did ask me why didn't I get hers and I said 'they'll always be my kids but you won't necessarily always be my wife,' which she wasn't too pleased about.” - Roy Keane

Who's got the best caption - I'll go first: 'When your mate tries to refuse a shot they didn't ask for...'

Roy Keane on the toughest player he ever played against...Zinedine Zidane!

"To come out with a result like that, away from home, with little help, was brilliant. I mean to electrocute a man until he turns into a skeleton is something you don't see very often and he pulled it off perfectly. The bricks were a nice touch also." - Roy Keane on Home Alone 2

"His preparation was spot on today. The fact that he was outnumbered and physically weaker shows just how good his tactics were. I was particularly impressed with the blow torch and paint cans. Stroke of genius!" - Roy Keane on Home Alone 1

"If your plan is to steal Christmas then why would you go back on your word at the very last minute? His heart grew three sizes that day? Nonsense. If his heart really grew three times bigger he'd be dead. I'm not buying it." - Roy Keane on The Grinch

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"I can't believe what I'm watching, I think I'm watching Strictly." - Roy Keane on Brazil's dancing

Roy Keane speaking about Jamal Musiala, who played for England, before rejecting them for Germany: “It’s good that England have been given a taste of their own medicine. They took Rice & Grealish. Don’t get me started on that.”

"And can they play for um?"

Roy Keane's response to ending Alf-Inge Haaland's career with horror challenge: "There are things I regret in my life and he’s not one of them."

In hindsight, I probably should have aimed for his balls.

"Roy, do you want to take us through the goals?" Roy Keane: "Nope."

Roy Keane on Newcastle: “I always thought they were an arrogant bunch, for a club that’s won f**k all. It wasn’t a bad place to play. As for the Toon Army, the Geordies, the hostile reception...I never fell for that crap.”

"There's a lot of PR from Manchester United. They're training properly? Praise the lord! That's what you're supposed to do." - Roy Keane