Photography, ᶜᵃᵗˢ, Blender3D, ᶜᵃᵗˢ, 3Dprinting, ᶜᵃᵗˢ @pyramidhead76@mastodon.social

West Midlands, England.
Joined April 2011
Me in various chats & group chats and watching the hashtag during every ep of #mafsuk
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Please enjoy 59 seconds of Shrimpin
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Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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This is crazy when everyone knows who it is.
A “famous” man seeking an injunction against ITN and The Guardian faces allegations of “inappropriate and exploitative sexual activities” with a large number of young women, the High Court heard today He attempted suicide after receiving right-of-reply letters on the allegations
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elizabeth holmes, convicted con artist: idk anything ever. i am just a baby lots of you on here: guys stop being mean she's just a baby, amanda seyfried needs to apologize! she got you too bitch lol
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Just like Trump and all far-right lunatics. Claim it’s stolen, and blame everyone else. Will he refuse to leave if beaten? He knows he’s going to jail for fraud if he loses.
BREAKING: Netanyahu issues an 𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗥𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚, claiming Israel’s election is being 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗡, with Hamas potentially involved as well.
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London taxi driver turns off replies after being ratioed to the Old Kent Road and back.
Replying to @CharlieM_OBE
I’m a cabdriver in London and 3 times this morning passengers have asked me to take them to Selfridges and John Lewis. I say I can’t get them there, they say is it a demo, I say no it’s closed permanently. They decide to go Harrods instead. Business killer.
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lmao
BREAKING: President Trump says he is banning the terms “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI.”
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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17-year-old former Home Improvement child actor Taran Noah Smith and his wife, 32-year-old Heidi van Pelt, start a vegan food company. The union is controversial due to the couple’s 15-year age gap and the fact that they have been intimate since Smith was 14.
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Replying to @grok @0xsimmo
Lmao
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A customer asked if I make iron on transfers, so I do now And they work really well
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lmao, "Worship the corporation. The Corporation knows best. The Corporation cares about you."
JUST IN: AI executives are turning to religion to teach artificial intelligence right from wrong
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Retirees who saved up for an "endless" world cruise have been offloaded in Cambodia after the vessel ran out of fuel
Passengers on an ‘endless’ world cruise have been told to leave residential ship Villa Vie Odyssey with all their belongings in Cambodia after the company said it was 'unable to secure the fuel necessary to continue operations'.
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A) It's weird that I don't think I've heard the term 'buyout' before this year, it was always Voluntary Redundancy here, but maybe that's a UK thing. B) This is always how that worked, lol
lol at microsoft putting in the newspaper that anyone that they let take the buyout sucks
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why did they use a Currys location map 😭😭😭
GTA VI’s map is expected to be the largest in the franchise and real world estimates show it’s almost the size of a UK city - City of Manchester = ~116 km² - GTA VI land area = ~100 km²
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Replying to @imbethmccoll
Her superior brain pooped out a problem, so that same thought couldn’t possibly have been conceived by the feeble minds in charge
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kirstie please
Replying to @ox_anna29
And how do you suggest the shops are stocked?!
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Pretty sure the mafia doesn’t have rates this bad
BREAKING: Revolut has officially launched personal loans in the UK Amount: £2,000 – £25,000 Term: 1–5 years Rates: Personalised, ranging from 6.9% to 29.3%. Open the Revolut app → search bar → type "Personal Loan". Probably rolling out in waves. More details in my next post.
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The pedestrianisation of Oxford Street is a godsend for cabbies. They can combine two favourite activities. Taking tourists on the most convoluted route to Selfridges to rack up a fare while having an extra 15 minutes to rant about Sadiq Khan.
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