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NZ needs its own Second Amendment. Yes or no? 🇳🇿🔫
100%Yes, long overdue
0%No, trust the govt 😂
4 votes • Final resultsLawyers deployed to battleground districts before a single ballot is counted. Both parties run elections like a court case now and the voter is just the evidence 🤷♂️
🚨 JUST IN: Gov. Gavin Newsom just ANGRILY WARNED President Trump that he's deploying an army of lawyers to California battleground districts to catch federal agents committing FELONIES if they try to stop cheating by "illegally seizing ballots"
WHAT ON EARTH?!!?!
"I just made it a FELONY to illegally seize ballots."
"A warning to Donald Trump: I’m deploying election lawyers to key battleground districts in California to protect every vote." 🤯
FACT: The ONLY reason any DOJ intervention would happen is for FRAUDULENT BALLOTS.
So Newsom's remark here is directed at the enforcement of federal law, NOT illegal ballot seizre
THAT'S what he's worried about, and he's masking it under his "new law" about "illegal seizures" even though that's not what's happening.
DO NOT COUNT NONCITIZEN BALLOTS!
If that card is legit, a public school is spending taxpayer time coaching staff to get in the way of federal law enforcement 🤔 Simple question. Who signed off on printing them?
Shoot House back for Season 1 and the campaign already had me cooked. Nov 6 can't come quick enough bro 🔥🎮
Girls trip with 1 girl, 1 bloke and the husband's card. Bro flew out to surprise her and she was already all in on red. Only smart bet left is the lawyer. Cash out king 🤦♂️
A Berkeley prof says there's no point grading anymore because students use AI. Imagine your mechanic saying that about spanners🤦♂️
Britain's big plan for a dangerous world is three days of tins, a torch and cash under the bed. You're the emergency service now bro 🤷♂️
Lecornu's answer to the riots was a secret letter asking the phone companies to be ready to switch off X. Couldn't police the streets, so they tried policing your phone 🤡
Barcelona's "anti-system" riot. 14 shops looted, 100+ arrested, a quarter of them minors, and the mayor wants the parents held to account. Smash the system, then Mum pays for it 🤦♂️
This weekend France found 70,000 cops and pre-raids for the fireworks and ball bearings. Last weekend they "lost control". Funny that 🤦♂️
Same weekend. France needs 70,000 cops and boarded up shops, Budapest marches and nobody even breaks a window. Enforcing your own laws works, who knew 🤷♂️
70,000 cops and the Louvre shut for Saturday. Paris is scheduling riots like footy fixtures now bro 🤦♂️
A candidate interview turned into a gossip session and nobody asked for it, bro this is peak entertainment. 🍿
NOT HASAN SPILLING THE ETHAN KLEIN CHEATING DRAMA TEA TO @Angela4CA 😭 her candidate interview is turning into a tea spilling session omg.
Brussels shopkeepers spent Friday boarding up for riots everyone knew were coming. They saw it coming, the government saw it coming, and the plan is still plywood 🔨
Shops looted, curfews in Paris, round two planned for Saturday. Macron's big worry is AI pictures bro 🤡
Exactly. When help isn't coming, you're the first responder. That dad knew it and his boy is alive because of it 💯
'Protesting for their rights' and walking out with a shop owner's wine. Somebody worked years to stock those shelves. Arrest them, charge them, make them pay it back. Watching it happen is not policing 🤦♂️