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@QMSatire

We demand to be taken seriously. Most popular @QMessenger section. Number one for student satirists in the UK. Egos like balloons. [email protected].

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Joined August 2013
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BREAKING: Foreign teenager deported. Britain brought back up from its knees. Britain great once again. More to follow. #yashika
It may be April Fools Day, but this is no joke. Our own SU plans to break us apart. This is how. keumars.wordpress.com/2014/0… #lovestudentmedia
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.@FernChampion @Keumars All complaints and legal enquires are being redirected to our Features Editors at [email protected].
BREAKING: "QMSU Easter Bunny implicated in 17 murders" qmessenger.co.uk/2014/04/qms… (via @keumars) #QMEggHunt
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RT @SkyNews "Ebola outbreak in Guinea becomes an "unprecedented epidemic" Liberia confirms 1st cases-news.sky.com/story/1234837/e…" Ha April Fools!
RT @Independent "Graphic photos of Pistorius' bathroom reveal scene of Reeva's murder independent.co.uk/news/world…" Ha April Fools!
RT @arusbridger "Video explaining 3 stage plan to switch to RH driving in Scotland post-independence theguardian.com/uk-news/vide…" Ha April Fools!
Happy April Fools Day, planet Earth.
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"Homeopathy product recalled over fears it may contain actual medicine": headline of the day independent.co.uk/news/world… HT @mrevgenylebedev

Homeopathy product recalled over fears it may contain actual medicine

Terra-Medica recalls more than 50 lots across its range because they potentially contained penicillin

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This is why I'm proud to be a journo thepoke.co.uk/2014/03/25/45-…
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Metallica 'pop up' in light of 'dying metal'. Former metal band release experimental new sound. qmessenger.co.uk/2014/03/met… (via @GeorgiaConlon)
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Day 2. The mood is tense. Hunters are emerging from their slumbers in the wake of the fallout from yesterday. Nobody is safe. #QMEggHunt
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Congratulations to @alihowarth for becoming QMessenger Editor Elect 2014/15! If you cut Satire we will find you, and we will kill you.
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Fuck the #QMEggHunt. Massive cash reward for the Easter Monster's decapitated head on a pike.
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OH DEAR GOD. KILL IT. KILL IT NOW. #QMEggHunt
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#QMEGGHUNT LATEST: Students are now forming 'wolf packs' in the hope they can sniff out the egg tokens quicker. Clashes imminent.
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Great content in @QMSatire - the final issue under the leadership @Lucretiasays and @Keumars - heading out on a high!
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'A little party never killed nobody' The aftermath of this year's St Paddy's Day celebrations qmessenger.co.uk/2014/03/a-l… (via @kaishanicole512)
#QMEGGHUNT LATEST: Reports that a band of goons stormed infusion. They toppled over the news stand. But picked it up. More to follow.
This week: Graduate options, #occupymediaroom, new QM Pagan Soc protest, EDL, latest from the NHS, and a disgustingly soppy goodbye message.
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