Nooh Al-Ayasreh

We heard you’re refusing to play Jordan in Jordan, @Socceroos . Perhaps we should invite your cricket team instead. Those lads are proper mensches, they made it all the way to Pakistan. Or does your cricket team get all the international limelight, leaving you determined not to miss the seven-star treatment in Doha? We offered you a match. We didn’t realise we were competing with room service.