oh idk, i like coding and games. also i stream sometimes

Maryland, USA
Joined December 2015
your life and everything you've done and ever will do can be summarized into a progress bar
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new modern language rule: if a sentence is the last in a paragraph or bullet point, drop the period. we all know the text ends there
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there should be a margin of error for the margin of error in case the margin of error is wrong
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Rest in piece Dolly Parton and Tim Curry 馃檹 but you know who's ALSO 80?
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pillows with adjustable firmness (using dick technology)
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if we had more autism in this country, I bet we'd get high speed rail
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I think if you have all the achievements in Asseto Corsa your auto insurance should be halved
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what if i've already had these thoughts, and forgotten them?
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Downsizing @idSoftware - one of the most consistently excellent teams in games - says everything wrong about Xbox鈥檚 strategy. World-class devs shouldn鈥檛 pay for years of executive misreads. Stop making the people who ship the future pay for those who only forecast it.
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punched a few holes in my penis so now i can play C# and E
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I would rather strike Washington DC with a thermonuclear warhead than use OneDrive
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I haven't showered since last year!
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i do like Waldo I just don't know where he is
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Happy to see China continuing to invest in its future while the US dismantles its climate monitoring satellites
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I'm a yc (yung cracker)
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underwear? call that a junk drawer
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to be honest, i've had kisses that didn't begin with Kay
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what could they possibly be changing with every Lawnmower for there to be 5.0 of them
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holy shit they're called nursery rhymes because they were probably read to kids in a nursery
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imagine big charging pads for cars
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who wrote the Harry Potter books? was it KJ? oh jk
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