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Oregon Football Realist

@QuackRealist

Any and all information released from this account is backed by accurate and reliable sources (the voices in my head)

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Joined January 2019
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As an Oregon fan and avid Tate non respecter, I’ve been auditing this punishment and have had the joy of witnessing his pain thru it all… But part of me wants this to end so badly because watching this creature chew is the most disgustingly vile image my eyes have ever seen
Ohio’s Tate (@OhioTate) profile pictureOhio’s Tate
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I know I previously suspended all Peeps related activities for the rest of the night But every Peep eaten tonight is one less I need to eat tomorrow Plus a doctor told me to mix in some protein So I made the world famous dish of Steak and Peeps 298 down. 112 to go.
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Brock Bowers, with love… let that shit go fam
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@oregonfootballNov 8
#GoDucks
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How ass was Drew Mehringer? My Lord
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Let’s go defense, offense is holding up their end of the bargain
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Run the ball please
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That’ll do it folks
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EXTEND HIM
Ben Bolch (@calpostbbolch) profile pictureBen Bolch@calpostbbolchNov 1
There was a bizarre ending to Lincoln Riley’s postgame availability where he pulled out some prepared notes.
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If she would stand up straight she would 100% be taller than him without the beanie on
Mike Kurland (@Mike_Kurland) profile pictureMike Kurland
@Mike_KurlandOct 26
What my 9 year old sounds like when I tell him to use his “big boy” voice
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“The Oregon frat house of coaches is over” - @Qb11Sd
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I’m looking at Hudson Lewis and Andrew Olesh to step up as pass catchers tomorrow
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What’s crazier? The fact that I if I touch my phone in the right places a pizza will appear at my door OR The fact that in week 7 of the 2026 college football season, this man will be the starting quarterback for the Oregon Ducks?
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Dylan Raiola, this is your time! Sco Ducks 🦆
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Oklahoma has a chance to do the funniest thing ever this weekend
SEC Mike (@MichaelWBratton) profile pictureSEC Mike
@MichaelWBrattonOct 4
Week 6 opening SEC lines Georgia -1.5 at Alabama LSU -10.5 at Kentucky Texas -8.5 vs. Oklahoma Ole Miss -9.5 at Vanderbilt Tennessee -13.5 at Arkansas Texas A&M at Mizzou -3.5 South Carolina at Florida -14.5
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Extend Lincoln Riley
Brandon Walker College Football Show (@BFWshow) profile pictureBrandon Walker College Football Show
@BFWshowOct 3
Lincoln Riley didn’t attend USC’s Trojan Walk He didn’t show up on the field until 47 minutes til kickoff
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USC is Colorado with better football players
Geaux Ducks (@GeauxDuck) profile pictureGeaux Ducks
@GeauxDuckSep 29
USC has the talent but look at these players man…. Huge culture issue there.
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SOMEBODY’S GONNA GET UPSET THIS WEEKEND AND IT AIN’T GONNA BE MEEEEEEEEEE SCO DUCKS
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@On3Sep 27
NEW: Oregon's Dan Lanning ends his presser saying he's 3-0 against USC: "If you're interested in winning football games, you're from this area, you should go to Oregon. You want to go to a Chris Brown concert, you should go here (USC)." (via @mtorressports) on3.com/news/dan-lanning-tak…
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@On3Sep 27
NEW: Oregon head coach Dan Lanning takes a shot at USC's crowd: "I've watched three of their TV games. I haven't seen a game packed yet, but we were here, it was packed tonight. So I guess when the Ducks show up, that's how you fill up the Coliseum." (h/t @jordan_mendoza5) on3.com/news/dan-lanning-tak…
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For the record, One meaningless INT in the end zone on a prayer from Maiava doesn’t make up for the fact that Koi Perich has been utterly terrible
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