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Beer Guy, DJ, MC, Comedian, Writer, Craft Cocktail Creator, Amateur Chef, Song Writer. If it's entertaining, I do it. I do it well.

Joined February 2009
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R.I.P. to Bob Power, a human who brought so much magic to the world. An artist, and a genius, who we are lucky to have existed with at the same time. You will live on forever in the vibrations from speakers and souls.
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What aspects of the modern GOP do you think are Christian, and what aspects of "feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and welcoming the stranger" do you think are not?
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“If you went to 6th grade with LeBron James or Stephen Miller, you probably knew exactly who the fuck they were gonna grow up to be” This is why I love @IwriteOK so goddamn hard.
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🚨This Asswipe, USA curler, Rich Ruohonen, spewing hateful Anti-ICE rhetoric. He doesn’t deserve to wear the American flag on his sleeve. What a POS. Strip him of US Olympic funds.
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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
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how fucking stupid is it that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing all our data to sell us ads.
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CJ Ham hitting me right in the soul with this one. 🎥: Vikings
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Has anyone ever seen H. Jon Benjamin and John Smoltz in the same room?
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Y’all need to let go of the Rudy Gobert hate! What a win!!!!
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JUST IN: #Vikings safety Harrison Smith is returning for a 14th season in purple! 🙏💪 #SKOL
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this is one time we are definitely accepting hateration in this dancery
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Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde: "The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes and are good neighbors...may I ask you to have mercy Mr. President on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away."
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Not Like Us but the beat is Law & Order Theme
DRAKE REALLY SUING KENDRICK AND UMG??? CIVIL RICO??
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i think of him every thanksgiving
No one ever says "this is a tiktok from two years ago you have to see" Disposable content. Created in 24 hours to be consumed in 24 hours and never seen again
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beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering
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Hard anniversary today. Light a candle, sing, & show some love to someone who needs it. I remember that the day that orange asshole “won” was the most depressed I’d ever seen her (and she was generally not a depressed person) so VOTE HIM INTO OBLIVION. I love you all. ❤️🥁❤️
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My uncle’s friend Hawk was a feared gangsta. He was ruthless but he was also a chess wizard. According to the streets, Hawk only lost 1 once, years ago, when he was in prison. So imagine my surprise when my uncle told Hawk: “l bet $100 my nephew will kick your ass A thread
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Batista always been the GOAT
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